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HUMANS

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 20, 2013, 03:50:32 AM

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Junkenstein

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Humans have distilled a wide variety of drugs and substances. Beyond this, Humans routinely cultivate disease for the creation of vaccines. This involves humans injecting other humans with a variant of a disease that they do not wish to get in the future. There appears to be a nearly endless mix of things that humans have concocted for ailments or recreation but research on some of these is arbitrary blocked by Alpha humans. It seems humans want to remove most disease but not all of it.

Humans use more exchange tokens on "Guns" and "Grenades" than "Vaccines" and other medical technologies.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 20, 2013, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
Now an atheist thread.

/tgrr

Based on a post from a Catholic?

2 posts in a row.  Seen this shit before.
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Humans naturally form global networks to force greater numbers of humans to work themselves to early deaths so that a tiny percentage of humans can accumulate vast quantities of things they don't need and rarely use.
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Pergamos

Humans are prone to disease, but unlike ourselves upon becoming ill they often recover and are then immune to that disease forever.  In some cases the disease will continue to incubate within their bodies and can infect others without causing serious injury to the host.  Humans are walking stores of biological contamination.

Nephew Twiddleton

Humans are known to wear dehydrated animal skins in various patterns. Some of these patterns spark a mating response and create more humans.
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Junkenstein

In times of food shortages, or just for fun, Humans have been known to eat other humans.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

McGrupp

Humans, in addition to eating almost anything organic, can process many inorganic minerals in their digestive system. These include sodium, copper, iron, and zinc.

tyrannosaurus vex

Humans have spent 250,000 years, or roughly 12,500 reproductive cycles, perfecting their mastery of ending life. They have spent about 0.0002% of that time learning to leave the confines of their planet. If they are allowed to develop hyperluminal travel technology, watch the fuck out.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: V3X on August 20, 2013, 07:33:25 PM
Humans have spent 250,000 years, or roughly 12,500 reproductive cycles, perfecting their mastery of ending life. They have spent about 0.0002% of that time learning to leave the confines of their planet. If they are allowed to develop hyperluminal travel technology, watch the fuck out.

Human science fiction has at its center, hostile non-Terrans. They're expecting a fight already.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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trippinprincezz13

Humans have developed numerous forms of transportation for traveling over land, under water and in the air, in relative comfort. They had also begun developing various forms of space travel, but just as fast as their methods were advancing, they turned their attention elsewhere, because space travel was "too boring". It is still important to note that when they are determined, Humans can go ANYWHERE.
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Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

McGrupp

Hide from the human's eyes. I cannot emphasize this enough. They can see for hundreds of yards. The spectrum of light they can process is ridiculously huge. That wall of plexi that is opaque to you? They can see through it. They can detect motion. They can differentiate shapes. They can even see in all but the most complete darkness.

Remember when you hide! If you can see their eyes, they can see you!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: McGrupp on August 20, 2013, 07:42:55 PM
Hide from the human's eyes. I cannot emphasize this enough. They can see for hundreds of yards. The spectrum of light they can process is ridiculously huge. That wall of plexi that is opaque to you? They can see through it. They can detect motion. They can differentiate shapes. They can even see in all but the most complete darkness.

Remember when you hide! If you can see their eyes, they can see you!

That's actually a creepy thought...
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

Humans are hard-wired to notice the form of a living organism even when there is no such organism present, just in case they need to shoot something.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

McGrupp

Experimental data suggest that humans can survive for as long as a minute in total vacuum.