HUMANS

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[McGrupp]

YES!!!

Despite their size and strength, the two frontal appendages of the human end in articulated tentacles. These tentacles are dextrous enough to operate all known control units. These tentacles are also tipped with a clawlike bone structure and can cause great bodily harm.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

YES!!!

Despite their size and strength, the two frontal appendages of the human end in articulated tentacles. These tentacles are dextrous enough to operate all known control units. These tentacles are also tipped with a clawlike bone structure and can cause great bodily harm.

Humans can survive extremes of temperature without an environment suit.

They first went into space in a tin can tied to a giant chemical rocket.

[McGrupp]

YES!!!

Despite their size and strength, the two frontal appendages of the human end in articulated tentacles. These tentacles are dextrous enough to operate all known control units. These tentacles are also tipped with a clawlike bone structure and can cause great bodily harm.

Humans can survive extremes of temperature without an environment suit.

They first went into space in a tin can tied to a giant chemical rocket.

Human infants can breathe on their own within seconds of birth.

They eyes of humans have what is called a 'focusing' ability. This allows them to see both near and far with great clarity.

[Telarus]

Humans constantly carry around a 3d map of their local environment, just so that they can calculate (by instinct, mind you) the perfect trajectory to beam you in your head with this 2 lb rock. Evolving from the forests of their ancestors (which they later burned to the ground) has given them the most powerful fastball in the primate family.

[Cain]

Humans invented ferret-legging.  For fun.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Mildly NSFW, maybe.
What a gig.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This was one of my most favorite things I've seen this month.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That is absolutely perfect.

[Pæs]

This was one of my most favorite things I've seen this month.

BUT TAKE AWAY OUR INTELLIGENCE AND THEN WHAT? WE LOSE IN A FIST FIGHT WITH A CAT.

[Golden Applesauce]

Humans once had difficulty keeping other organisms from eating their stored grains, so they poisoned their own food supply with ethanol, an antibiological that easily dissolves in water and permeates through almost all terrestrial membranes. This kept both rodents and fungus off of their food. How were humans able to eat it? They simply evolved virtual immunity to ethanol.

Humans possess a powerful immune system - so powerful, that in old age*, it frequently overwhelms the old, "weak" human's body and begins destroying joints, cartilage, and other soft tissue. By itself, this is rarely fatal; the human continues to move about, albeit more slowly and with extreme pain. It takes the destruction of the heart to actually kill them.

*Human females can survive decades after their reproductive systems fail. One of the humans great strengths is that they have a pool of post-reproductive elders contributing to society long after they ought to be dead. These lich-queens do everything from growing food and constructing war machines to running goverment and raising youth. The last is perhaps the most frightening - with a grand-mother's assistance, humans reduce the cycle time between births from 2-3 years to a birth every single year. And grand-mothers can assist more than one reproductive female this way.

[Eater of Clowns]

This was one of my most favorite things I've seen this month.

fucking YES

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Human beings have a natural inclination to roam, so much so that they have built a huge infrastructure of machines to extend their range. Even with these machines, and even with a centralized food distribution system, the urge to roam is so strong that they will routinely leave their homes for hours at a time with no purpose other than covering miles of ground. They will walk for five, ten, or even twenty or more miles, often uphill or over rough terrain, just for fun.

[McGrupp]

This is a grenade. It is a small hand held device. When activated it is thrown at aggressors. This 'grenade' device will then explode in a chemical reaction sending shards of metal in all directions which will burn and or lacerate all organic beings in the immediate area. Humans invented this... ON PURPOSE!

[Junkenstein]

This is a grenade. It is a small hand held device. When activated it is thrown at aggressors. This 'grenade' device will then explode in a chemical reaction sending shards of metal in all directions which will burn and or lacerate all organic beings in the immediate area. Humans invented this... ON PURPOSE!

This is a flame-thrower. It is essentially a hose that throws out fire on demand. This device was purely invented to burn other humans alive while remaining outside of a potentially dangerous situation. Early versions exploded at random. New versions are not much safer. Despite the stated purpose of being used to burn other humans alive, many humans still think that the flame-thrower is one of the coolest things ever invented.


There be mileage in this here joke. Thread split?