Miley Cyrus, Pedobear, and the Hollywood Spectacle

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Going back to the idea that twerking is somehow dead because of this: I don't think so. Primarily, because I didn't see Miley doing anything resembling this:
http://vimeo.com/m/16136117

THAT is twerking. Long live Big Freedia!


ETA: Bright flashing lights in that link.

That's what I tried to say, that she wasn't really twerking.
Then somebody on facebook said that the video I posted wasn't twerking, it was ass-clapping.

You can't tell people anything when they're mis-defining a word.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apparently Miley is going to be recording a remix of "Black Skinhead" by Kanye West.

This is a thing that I didn't know existed until now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xuhl6Ji5zHM

Why don't people like Kanye? This is goddamn genius!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nobody seems to know what twerking really is, and as far as I can tell the term appeared relatively recently (<15 yrs) to describe the dance move formerly known as the booty drop.

[Cain]

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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Apparently Miley is going to be recording a remix of "Black Skinhead" by Kanye West.

This is a thing that I didn't know existed until now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xuhl6Ji5zHM

Why don't people like Kanye? This is goddamn genius!

It is.

And maybe I need to think this through more, but it occurs to me that a lot of people hate Kanye, they hate Miley, they hate Taylor Swift, Nickelback, Bieber, (OK, those last three are justified) etc., etc.

In other words, the ones that droves of people LOATHE are packinging stadiums. The bands that people like and respect are mostly playing clubs, aren't they?

I think hate might be the new sex. It sells.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Nobody seems to know what twerking really is, and as far as I can tell the term appeared relatively recently (<15 yrs) to describe the dance move formerly known as the booty drop.

It was explained to me as the booty drop, but with a big enough ass that it "moved by itself". I took this to mean that you need the jelly back there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I finally looked up Blurred Lines on Youtube, only to realise I had seen some of it before.

It came on my TV in my hotel in Naples, and I thought it was some cheap Eurotrash porn, so I changed the channel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apparently Miley is going to be recording a remix of "Black Skinhead" by Kanye West.

This is a thing that I didn't know existed until now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xuhl6Ji5zHM

Why don't people like Kanye? This is goddamn genius!

It is.

And maybe I need to think this through more, but it occurs to me that a lot of people hate Kanye, they hate Miley, they hate Taylor Swift, Nickelback, Bieber, (OK, those last three are justified) etc., etc.

In other words, the ones that droves of people LOATHE are packinging stadiums. The bands that people like and respect are mostly playing clubs, aren't they?

I think hate might be the new sex. It sells.

That is a million-dollar line, right there.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

She's gonna really be something when her prefrontal cortex matures.

Step one:  Easier on the lipstick, Miley, unless you plan to be an ICP fan from now on.

[LMNO]

Nobody seems to know what twerking really is, and as far as I can tell the term appeared relatively recently (<15 yrs) to describe the dance move formerly known as the booty drop.

It was explained to me as the booty drop, but with a big enough ass that it "moved by itself". I took this to mean that you need the jelly back there.

I've always taken it to mean "how to dance at a New Orleans Bounce show". 


Basically, a whole lot of this: http://vimeo.com/26472195

(Yes, Big Freedia again.  She's awesome.  I don't think there's any/that much flashy flashy, but it is a music video, so be warned.)


Also this.  http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Diplo+express+yourself&qpvt=Diplo+express+yourself&FORM=VDRE&adlt=strict#view=detail&mid=A46F1E910C1D4087AE61A46F1E910C1D4087AE61 


I love this stuff.

[Eater of Clowns]

I feel better about my world, now.

All of a sudden I love Miley Cyrus. I never gave two shits about her before but that was amazing. 

That last picture, on the lower right, is an absolutely GLORIOUS trollface.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

She's gonna really be something when her prefrontal cortex matures.

Step one:  Easier on the lipstick, Miley, unless you plan to be an ICP fan from now on.

I feel like that might conceivably be her next move.

[tarod]

 
I must do more tests for science to see if all my posts have become invisible.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I must do more tests for science to see if all my posts have become invisible.

[LMNO]

Signs point to yes.