The Problem to all of your Solutions

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Guys, this is really nasty. I know he's attention whoring, but, please stop.

This is what Discordia is these days Kai.  It's TMZ and dick jokes.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/board,38.0.html

Gee, thanks.

Gee, then maybe we should try a little harder to protect our brand by not tacitly condoning bullshit behavior just because it is being done by one of the cool kids.

Kinda like what Gogira and Kai did in this exact thread when Gogira mentioned that the video should be taken down or when Kai said it was nasty?

Just saying.

Stop talking Nigel.

That wasn't Nigel.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I think that was "stop talking like a Nigel," like Nigel is a language or a specific type of treason.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think that was "stop talking like a Nigel," like Nigel is a language or a specific type of treason.

Well, that's hardly his fault.  She won't stop Nigeling.

[Ben Shapiro]

Guys, this is really nasty. I know he's attention whoring, but, please stop.

This is what Discordia is these days Kai.  It's TMZ and dick jokes.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/board,38.0.html

Gee, thanks.

Gee, then maybe we should try a little harder to protect our brand by not tacitly condoning bullshit behavior just because it is being done by one of the cool kids.

Kinda like what Gogira and Kai did in this exact thread when Gogira mentioned that the video should be taken down or when Kai said it was nasty?

Just saying.

Stop talking Nigel.

That wasn't Nigel.

I can see Nigel's mind lasers, but my reaction time is to slow to stop them, or avoid them.

Also is it me or did this assclown have dreads? Like those thick coarse ones? If so fuck any white guy with those dreads. 

LOL MUPPET ON THE MIC!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread and yet also

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know how much to convey that I am actually horrified.

Also perhaps the level of horrified, somewhat shameful amusement I experience every time he corrects my "facts". Despite the many times over the past couple of years that I've flat out stated that I don't usually read his posts and when I do I typically just scan them for keywords. No matter how much I escalate my replies into total nonsense.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't know how much to convey that I am actually horrified.

Also perhaps the level of horrified, somewhat shameful amusement I experience every time he corrects my "facts". Despite the many times over the past couple of years that I've flat out stated that I don't usually read his posts and when I do I typically just scan them for keywords. No matter how much I escalate my replies into total nonsense.

See, that's because you're basically a good person (when you aren't Nigeling).  I'm not just horrified, I'm fascinated.  His posts remind me of things that happened in Seguin, like the wadded up leopard-print panties in the urinal or the horrible fat old rich guy swapping spit with that teenaged chick in the shithole they called a bar.

[Salty]

Guys, this is really nasty. I know he's attention whoring, but, please stop.

This is what Discordia is these days Kai.  It's TMZ and dick jokes.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/board,38.0.html

Gee, thanks.

Gee, then maybe we should try a little harder to protect our brand by not tacitly condoning bullshit behavior just because it is being done by one of the cool kids.

Kinda like what Gogira and Kai did in this exact thread when Gogira mentioned that the video should be taken down or when Kai said it was nasty?

Just saying.

Stop talking Nigel.

That wasn't Nigel.

We're all Nigel around here. You're TGRN, I am Altnigel, Nigel is NIGEL, AND NONE OF THEM WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF MY ILL FITTED SUIT.

Actually, that suit, it makes me think RHWN is the most hardcore discordian of all time.

Think about it, he's made HIS ENTIRE LIFE INTO A JOKE.

Wouldn't those old dead hippies have a good ha-ha at that?

Shouldn't we all, Nigel?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Dance, monkeys - this is exactly what he wants you to do. How fiendishly clever he is, to leave all his PI on t'internet like a trail of cookies for us to follow, right into his cunning trap 

Well, he IS the smartest guy in the room, after all. The MPHs that he is forced to supervise (even though they are his boss) turn to him for leadership.

I just now found this thread, and I want to keep reading straight through, but common decency and gratitude for such LOLZ as these dictate that I stop long enough to say that I LOVE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. THIS SHIT DELIVERS. 

[Ben Shapiro]

Dance, monkeys - this is exactly what he wants you to do. How fiendishly clever he is, to leave all his PI on t'internet like a trail of cookies for us to follow, right into his cunning trap 

Well, he IS the smartest guy in the room, after all. The MPHs that he is forced to supervise (even though they are his boss) turn to him for leadership.

I just now found this thread, and I want to keep reading straight through, but common decency and gratitude for such LOLZ as these dictate that I stop long enough to say that I LOVE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. THIS SHIT DELIVERS. 

:HUG:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Guys, this is really nasty. I know he's attention whoring, but, please stop.

This is what Discordia is these days Kai.  It's TMZ and dick jokes.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/board,38.0.html

Gee, thanks.

Gee, then maybe we should try a little harder to protect our brand by not tacitly condoning bullshit behavior just because it is being done by one of the cool kids.

Kinda like what Gogira and Kai did in this exact thread when Gogira mentioned that the video should be taken down or when Kai said it was nasty?

Just saying.

Stop talking Nigel.

That wasn't Nigel.

We're all Nigel around here. You're TGRN, I am Altnigel, Nigel is NIGEL, AND NONE OF THEM WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF MY ILL FITTED SUIT.

Actually, that suit, it makes me think RHWN is the most hardcore discordian of all time.

Think about it, he's made HIS ENTIRE LIFE INTO A JOKE.

Wouldn't those old dead hippies have a good ha-ha at that?

Shouldn't we all, Nigel?

Twigel. I kinda like the ring of that. Need an avatar for it before I change the name though.

[Ben Shapiro]

Beargel

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I tried to do a face morph but the result was unsatisfactory, so I just superimposed my face on Nigel instead.

[Pæs]

FTR:

Being the pessimistic cynic I am when it comes to the internet, my guess is that the only true way to protect your information from stalkers on the internet is to not post it on the internet.

HEY...

Fuck off.

Not trying to be difficult, but the reality is, if someone REALLY wants to find stuff, and has even a reasonable amount of internet skills, they will find it.  I could care less about what switches get turned on or off here, but if the goal is to keep a committed stalker (read: completely obsessive) at bay, it's not going to stop them. 


All they have to do is make an account and lurk, or not act as an obvious jackass. 


It's why I am VERY protective of information.  There's a reason only two people on this site know my real name, it's why I don't post pics anymore, it's why I've not posted info about my education.


The fewer crumbs we leave the less likely someone we don't want finding us, will find us.

No, you weren't trying to be difficult.  You were trying to be smug.  My father got hassled, I'm obviously pissed about it and the PI they got to actually send the letter didn't come out of any threads.  So the OBVIOUS fucking thing to do is lecture at me like I'm a Goddamn idiot who left his FATHER'S street address on a thread.

Again, fuck off.  Find someone else to whom you can condescend.  Assmonkey.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TWIGEL YOUR PICTURE IS FREAKING ME OUT. OMG. WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY THAT ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL.