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Started by AFK, September 04, 2013, 01:16:22 AM

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EK WAFFLR

#180
September 05, 2013, 08:04:23 PM
Rules are different in the US I see. In Norway there's no cutoff. Hell, I had the shots last year.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#181
September 05, 2013, 08:17:21 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 05, 2013, 08:04:23 PM
Rules are different in the US I see. In Norway there's no cutoff. Hell, I had the shots last year.

The US sucks.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#182
September 05, 2013, 08:26:09 PM
In Norway they don't want to see DIRTY BIRDIES punished with CANCER.
This is the land of the pillllllgrim's pride...
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Nephew Twiddleton

#183
September 05, 2013, 08:31:38 PM
Vaccine tourism.
Thats my norwegian dream
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#184
September 05, 2013, 08:48:11 PM
Twid's avatar is giving me this weird half-boner.

:fap:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#185
September 05, 2013, 09:06:29 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#186
September 05, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
:lulz:
Thats also a 9 year old photo of me. Its from my youth pass for the subway in liverpool
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#187
September 05, 2013, 09:54:41 PM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
:lulz:
Thats also a 9 year old photo of me. Its from my youth pass for the subway in liverpool

DO NOT DENY OUR LOVE.  IT IS DESTINY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#188
September 05, 2013, 10:00:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 09:54:41 PM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
:lulz:
Thats also a 9 year old photo of me. Its from my youth pass for the subway in liverpool

DO NOT DENY OUR LOVE.  IT IS DESTINY.
Alright but i gotta warn you- my tits are a cup and hairier than your back
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#189
September 05, 2013, 11:04:17 PM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 10:00:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 09:54:41 PM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
:lulz:
Thats also a 9 year old photo of me. Its from my youth pass for the subway in liverpool

DO NOT DENY OUR LOVE.  IT IS DESTINY.
Alright but i gotta warn you- my tits are a cup and hairier than your back


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Nephew Twiddleton

#190
September 05, 2013, 11:09:52 PM
Print on last line too small for phone. Will have to see in two hours.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#191
September 06, 2013, 04:25:43 AM
It says "in my pants".
:fap:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#192
September 06, 2013, 04:28:33 AM
Quote from: stelz on September 06, 2013, 04:25:43 AM
It says "in my pants".
:fap:

Thanks for the reminder. I was too "Thank the gods I'm home" to remember. Not that work was a problem today. I totally rocked out to Morbid Angel after everyone else left, and the productivity spiked.

It was more the school thing. I did suspect that it should be "in my pants" but from the phone it looked like:

in my oonlz
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

#193
September 06, 2013, 08:45:01 AM
Quote from: I, Regulator on September 05, 2013, 11:04:42 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on September 05, 2013, 09:48:53 AM
Quote from: I, Regulator on September 05, 2013, 03:04:15 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 01:49:53 AM
Oh, and lashes out viciously at me and the other women here, and at people who try to defend him, because he's inexplicably scared of ECH and Roger, as if they could (or would) beat him up over the internet.


Why would I be scared of the lovechild of Fred Durst/Vanilla Ice and the guy who throws a hissy fit when people aren't posting? 





I'd like to take a second to point out that you just compared me to two yahoos who have accomplished WAY more in life than you ever will. :lulz:


By making awful shitty music and looking patently absurd?


Oh, right, I'm talking to a metalcore fan.


As you were.   :lulz:

I stand corrected. Those are two things you have absolutely accomplished. :lulz:
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#194
September 06, 2013, 11:01:56 AM
I'm pretty comfortable knowing I've made significantly more impacts and have accomplished more than you could possibly dream. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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