I love Miley Cyrus

[Telarus]

 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

BILL THE CAT IN A THONG. ONLY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GUT, HE'S KINDA HOT BUT HE'S...BILL THE CAT. WITH A BIG CAN THAT HE...DOES STUFF WITH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BILL THE CAT IN A THONG. ONLY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GUT, HE'S KINDA HOT BUT HE'S...BILL THE CAT. WITH A BIG CAN THAT HE...DOES STUFF WITH.

Holy shit, yes EXACTLY. She is kind of Miley the cat.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BILL THE CAT.

That's what I'm seeing.

AHAHAHA, that's what my roommate's husband said. And then ran away crying to hide in the bathroom until I made the scary picture go away.

Twenty minutes later, he wanted to go to the gas station for some iced tea.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Now that my brain has unscared enough to be analytical, that thing. That thing she is wearing. Like many of the things she has worn recently, it is an exaggeration of a thing that is supposed to be sexy. But in its exaggeration, it has gone waaayyyy past sexy and delved deep into scary as fuck what is that I want to be innocent again.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Now that my brain has unscared enough to be analytical, that thing. That thing she is wearing. Like many of the things she has worn recently, it is an exaggeration of a thing that is supposed to be sexy. But in its exaggeration, it has gone waaayyyy past sexy and delved deep into scary as fuck what is that I want to be innocent again.

When that high cut stuff was around, nobody wore it by itself. Everybody either had leggings under those, or else made a whole calculated, dressed-to-the-nines thing out of it, like Cher:



Miley just puts it on: "There. I'm dressed. Fuck you." 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cher looks pathetic. 

It's definitely not her thing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cher looks pathetic. 

It's definitely not her thing.

I remember when she did that, and I was like, um, you're 40 and you look amazing, but seriously, no.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cher looks pathetic. 

It's definitely not her thing.

I remember when she did that, and I was like, um, you're 40 and you look amazing, but seriously, no.

Oh, she was in great shape.  It just doesn't work.

Miley does it and says NOT SEXY.

Cher did it saying TRYING TOO HARD TO BE SEXY.

She would have done much better in that jacket, a pair of jeans, and a tee shirt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I know what the thing Cyrus is wearing reminds me of.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Miley is kind of... rubbing our noses in it. "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE? HUH? IS IT? WHAT'S THE MATTER, ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED, PUNK?"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Miley is kind of... rubbing our noses in it. "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE? HUH? IS IT? WHAT'S THE MATTER, ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED, PUNK?"

That's what her entire career seems to be based on.

Aside from some very high-quality pop songs, I mean.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I know what the thing Cyrus is wearing reminds me of.

OMG, that's IT.
I'm only surprised that she waxed.

And yeah, Cher was apparently having a very public midlife crisis. The 80's were just a little bit off, almost anyplace you looked.

[Reginald Ret]

Cher looks pathetic. 

It's definitely not her thing.

There is something about Cher's face that makes me dislike her body. I know it doesn't make any sense, It just fascinates me that I can't figure out why my mind does this.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Cher looks pathetic. 

It's definitely not her thing.

There is something about Cher's face that makes me dislike her body. I know it doesn't make any sense, It just fascinates me that I can't figure out why my mind does this.

She was fine until she went nuts with the plastic surgery. Now she looks like she's wearing a mask of her own face.