The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

A properly fitted bra is the SHIT.

Amen to that.

It occurs to me, of course, that this is probably the beginning of the sad decline. See, the whole sad empty wallet thing? That's more of a skinny old white lady thing. That's what I've been expecting, in a sense, because my mom is a skinny old white lady.

But then, I realized. That not being white thing... oh shit. There are a couple ways this can go. One of the ways is the black way, with enormous pendulous grandma boobs that hang to my waist, and a big ass. The other way... oh lord help me... the other way is the indian lady way. You've seen them, Mexican women age the same way as long as they have enough native in them. The best way to describe it is a potato on toothpicks, with fabulous cleavage. Mass from the legs and ass, essentially, migrate upwards  until you have a perfect sphere balanced precariously atop skinny little legs.

Yeah, getting old is going to be a BLAST.  I never thought I would find myself hoping the genetic lottery would give me a skinny old white lady body.

I just plan on getting all saggy and pasty.

Then I'm gonna start wearing shorts.  All the time.

I am going to end up with pendulous bewbs and a massive ass and gut if my mum is anything to go by. My aunts have gone the way of skinny white lady with less bewbs in one case, and kind of somewhere in between with the other two. I strongly resemble my mum in many ways (we have the doppleganger in old pics thing going for us), and I got my giant rack from her. Luckily my mum's underactive thyroid + psoriatic arthritis aren't hereditary, but I already have mental health meds working against me in the size stakes. Apart from Betty, women in my family are all bewbs and ass.

[Don Coyote]

There was a tornado in pierce County somewhere today. it threw a gazebo at a house.
fuck this weather.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

it threw a gazebo at a house.

FUCK!  A GAZEBO?

FIREBALL COMING ON LINE, HERE!

[Don Coyote]

it threw a gazebo at a house.

FUCK!  A GAZEBO?

FIREBALL COMING ON LINE, HERE!

let's send in that torchbearer we juat hired first. maybe it can be negotiated with, pr at least bought off.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

it threw a gazebo at a house.

FUCK!  A GAZEBO?

FIREBALL COMING ON LINE, HERE!

let's send in that torchbearer we juat hired first. maybe it can be negotiated with, pr at least bought off.

I nudge him forward with my sword.  At 5 CP/day, this bastard is DEFINITELY earning his pay.

[Don Coyote]

it threw a gazebo at a house.

FUCK!  A GAZEBO?

FIREBALL COMING ON LINE, HERE!

let's send in that torchbearer we juat hired first. maybe it can be negotiated with, pr at least bought off.

I nudge him forward with my sword.  At 5 CP/day, this bastard is DEFINITELY earning his pay.

inflation in Pathfinder. .. the fuck?

Also beer.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

it threw a gazebo at a house.

FUCK!  A GAZEBO?

FIREBALL COMING ON LINE, HERE!

let's send in that torchbearer we juat hired first. maybe it can be negotiated with, pr at least bought off.

I nudge him forward with my sword.  At 5 CP/day, this bastard is DEFINITELY earning his pay.

inflation in Pathfinder. .. the fuck?

Also beer.

Torchbearers are getting in short supply. 

AND ROGER CAN'T HAVE NO FUCKING BEER! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It occurs to me, of course, that this is probably the beginning of the sad decline. See, the whole sad empty wallet thing? That's more of a skinny old white lady thing. That's what I've been expecting, in a sense, because my mom is a skinny old white lady.

But then, I realized. That not being white thing... oh shit. There are a couple ways this can go. One of the ways is the black way, with enormous pendulous grandma boobs that hang to my waist, and a big ass. The other way... oh lord help me... the other way is the indian lady way. You've seen them, Mexican women age the same way as long as they have enough native in them. The best way to describe it is a potato on toothpicks, with fabulous cleavage. Mass from the legs and ass, essentially, migrate upwards  until you have a perfect sphere balanced precariously atop skinny little legs.

Yeah, getting old is going to be a BLAST.  I never thought I would find myself hoping the genetic lottery would give me a skinny old white lady body.

I just plan on getting all saggy and pasty.

Then I'm gonna start wearing shorts.  All the time.

Shorts are truly the way to go, if you have a saggy pasty old man body. Shorts, and white socks with loafers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

A properly fitted bra is the SHIT.

For years, that fitting was 36B. Dainty and perky. I had to wear special foundational garments to have any hint of cleavage. Now, I have actual cleavage, for real, without any special bras.

I held two of my friends' babies tonight, and the babies were clear on the fact that they found my new, plush boobahs pleasing. One of them,  two-and-a-half months old, actually put her face in my cleavage and motorboated.

Babies are so honest.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There was a tornado in pierce County somewhere today. it threw a gazebo at a house.
fuck this weather.

Shit's getting weird, here.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

A properly fitted bra is the SHIT.

For years, that fitting was 36B. Dainty and perky. I had to wear special foundational garments to have any hint of cleavage. Now, I have actual cleavage, for real, without any special bras.

I held two of my friends' babies tonight, and the babies were clear on the fact that they found my new, plush boobahs pleasing. One of them,  two-and-a-half months old, actually put her face in my cleavage and motorboated.

Babies are so honest.

babies like me. they always seem content when I hold them. it's the bewbs.

[Reginald Ret]

I am way too close to flipping out and just destroying random objects. Though the first one won't be random, oh no. I have something special in mind for the phone.

[minuspace]

I am way too close to flipping out and just destroying random objects. Though the first one won't be random, oh no. I have something special in mind for the phone.

Oh how I understand...  Lock it in the basement.  Turn off the lights.  Prepare the woodwinds and lick that reed to an invocation of Pan.  Then where will that phone lie?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

See, with guys, it's the other way around.

TGRR,
Wearing 28" briefs, "the boys" smashed up into my abdominal cavity, feeling goooooooood.

Says you.

Twid,
plaid underwear, all the time. It's like freeballing, but you don't fart directly into your jeans.

[Suu]

I am going to attempt school today.