The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

See, with guys, it's the other way around.

TGRR,
Wearing 28" briefs, "the boys" smashed up into my abdominal cavity, feeling goooooooood.

Says you.

Twid,
plaid underwear, all the time. It's like freeballing, but you don't fart directly into your jeans.

See if you're still saying that when you're 45.

[Suu]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

See, with guys, it's the other way around.

TGRR,
Wearing 28" briefs, "the boys" smashed up into my abdominal cavity, feeling goooooooood.

Says you.

Twid,
plaid underwear, all the time. It's like freeballing, but you don't fart directly into your jeans.

See if you're still saying that when you're 45.

GRAVITY. IT HAPPENS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[TMI]I finally conceded the battle to my breasts. They have grown, I have no say in this matter. Two of my new bras came in the mail today. It is AMAZING how much more comfortable a correctly-fitted bra is. [/TMI]

See, with guys, it's the other way around.

TGRR,
Wearing 28" briefs, "the boys" smashed up into my abdominal cavity, feeling goooooooood.

Says you.

Twid,
plaid underwear, all the time. It's like freeballing, but you don't fart directly into your jeans.

See if you're still saying that when you're 45.

Probably still will be wearing them. I dislike everything about briefs, including for aesthetic reasons.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I am fond of boxer briefs (the tighter boxer shorts) on dudes for the aesthetic (mmmmm butts). Also if I steal someone's underpance for my own wearings, these are very comfy. I keep meaning to buy some for myself for when I'm wearing skirts and no tights, as my thighs have always chafed in the heat.

[Salty]

The only acceptable underwear is slick leather on the inside, fur on the outside, and tight enough to trap all heat for later use.

[Ben Shapiro]

Boxer briefs brah. My balls thank me each night.

[East Coast Hustle]

I feel like nobody over the age of about 13 should ever wear briefs. It's like the underwear equivalent of velcro sneakers.

[msok]

really seals in the flavor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

EMERGENCY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO COOK FOR DINNER!

I have chicken and pork tenderloin in the fridge, there's instant mashed potatoes, pasta, green beans, sweet peppers, apples and leafy green things for sides. HALP!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

EMERGENCY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO COOK FOR DINNER!

I have chicken and pork tenderloin in the fridge, there's instant mashed potatoes, pasta, green beans, sweet peppers, apples and leafy green things for sides. HALP!

What kind of chicken?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

EMERGENCY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO COOK FOR DINNER!

I have chicken and pork tenderloin in the fridge, there's instant mashed potatoes, pasta, green beans, sweet peppers, apples and leafy green things for sides. HALP!

What kind of chicken?

No bones no skins chicken breasts

[Nephew Twiddleton]

EMERGENCY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO COOK FOR DINNER!

I have chicken and pork tenderloin in the fridge, there's instant mashed potatoes, pasta, green beans, sweet peppers, apples and leafy green things for sides. HALP!

What kind of chicken?

No bones no skins chicken breasts

I would probably combine that with pasta, sweet peppers, and leafy, or the pork with potatoes, green beans and apples. Though chicken with potato would be good too.

[East Coast Hustle]

finely dice the apples and sweet peppers and make an agro dolce out of them to use as a sauce for the pan-roasted tenderloin, with mashed and green beans on the side.

[Eater of Clowns]

Mince the tenderloin finely and combine with onions. Core and peel two thirds of the way into the apples and stuff the pork mixture into the apples. Top with apple stem like a little cap. Bake at 400 degrees for 30 second intervals for 3600 seconds, rotating each apple ten degrees each interval.

Meanwhile, wrap whole unpeeled potatoes in leafy greens. Tie off with miscellaneous ligaments. Refrigerate for 2 hours, then place in boiling water until evaporated. Season with salt and pepper, serve in slices with sriracha.

Create simple syrup from sugar and water. Drizzle over trimmed raw green beans for dessert.

[AFK]

EMERGENCY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO COOK FOR DINNER!

I have chicken and pork tenderloin in the fridge, there's instant mashed potatoes, pasta, green beans, sweet peppers, apples and leafy green things for sides. HALP!

Get out the phone book, order pizza!