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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, September 17, 2013, 06:11:08 PM

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Suu

My body has finally caught up with the stress and kidney stone issue, and IBS has decided to join in on the fun. Needless to say, I am on my laptop in the bathroom right now, testing the limits of the new apartment's toilet. It doesn't seem to be the destroyer of worlds like the last one, unfortunately.

I need to take one from Roger here and try my best Carmina Burana. It's going to be a looooooooooooong night.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bu🤠ns

I did the impossible today...

I chipped my tooth on a salad.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?! :argh!:

Salty

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on October 03, 2013, 12:11:06 AM
PROTIP: If you're not cranking wankers, don't advertise massage for men on CL. Just. Don't.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

A large bruise has appeared suddenly on the back of my hand. I have no idea when or where I got it, but it has to have been within the last 15 minutes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 02, 2013, 08:58:58 PM
Recognizing depression in myself, which is very uncommon for me.

Something must be done about this.

Sorry to hear it. I've been trying to fight between PD time and school time/work time.
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LMNO

Quote from: Waffleman on October 02, 2013, 10:14:08 PM
Doing a gig on Friday. Wrote two songs today with the new band member. Writing lyrics for the entire show tomorrow.
I'm stoked as fuck!

Moving to the new place next week, too!

How do you fully rehearse that in time, or is it more of an improv jam session?

Suu

Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 03, 2013, 02:18:26 AM
A large bruise has appeared suddenly on the back of my hand. I have no idea when or where I got it, but it has to have been within the last 15 minutes.

Hands take a lot of to bruise too, so that must freaking hurt.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Suu on October 03, 2013, 04:09:20 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 03, 2013, 02:18:26 AM
A large bruise has appeared suddenly on the back of my hand. I have no idea when or where I got it, but it has to have been within the last 15 minutes.

Hands take a lot of to bruise too, so that must freaking hurt.

It doesn't hurt that much. It is, however, freaking me out. Partially because I have a random and unpredictable bleeding problem.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 03, 2013, 03:40:35 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on October 02, 2013, 10:14:08 PM
Doing a gig on Friday. Wrote two songs today with the new band member. Writing lyrics for the entire show tomorrow.
I'm stoked as fuck!

Moving to the new place next week, too!

How do you fully rehearse that in time, or is it more of an improv jam session?

More of a jam session, plus a lot of tracks on tape. :)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Reginald Ret

Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 03, 2013, 06:48:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 03, 2013, 04:09:20 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 03, 2013, 02:18:26 AM
A large bruise has appeared suddenly on the back of my hand. I have no idea when or where I got it, but it has to have been within the last 15 minutes.

Hands take a lot of to bruise too, so that must freaking hurt.

It doesn't hurt that much. It is, however, freaking me out. Partially because I have a random and unpredictable bleeding problem.
You are not on bloodthinners are you?
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Junkenstein

Relocation mainly complete.

Moving is a fucking ballache.
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Suu

Quote from: Junkenstein on October 03, 2013, 01:23:15 PM
Relocation mainly complete.

Moving is a fucking ballache.

I just moved across the hall and I hated it more than moving into a totally new place.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."