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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Sad Sack on October 04, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Never too old to look  :p

Eh, true but it I feel creepy for them if they were born after the collapse of the Soviet Union.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Oh, other highlight:
-Finding tub of hummus in the conference room fridge with the words "You can use it" written on it.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on October 03, 2013, 10:37:28 PM
So, I've decided to raise my rates, substantially.

This means I have to vacuum the floor and make, blech, pretty.

I've always left a thin layer of dust, oil, and passive indignation in my office that serves to seperate the wheat from the obnoxious wheat.  Vacuuming is like a slow, not torture exactly...

We ought to just grow grass indoors. Lawns become gardens, carpets become lawns.

It's just natural, man.
         /
:hippie:

Make it beautiful, make it expensive, and you will also attract fewer pain-in-the-ass clients! It will be awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 04, 2013, 03:33:18 AM
Oh, other highlight:
-Finding tub of hummus in the conference room fridge with the words "You can use it" written on it.

:lulz: I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Another kid dropped chemistry today.

At the end of the class, the instructor started being really nice. I get the impression that he freaked out enough people into dropping, now he's happy, and can start treating the rest of us like his Chosen Ones.

I seriously hate that dynamic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

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Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 04, 2013, 03:51:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 04, 2013, 03:33:18 AM
Oh, other highlight:
-Finding tub of hummus in the conference room fridge with the words "You can use it" written on it.

:lulz: I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did.

It made me laugh, too. I think that it's non-obvious awkward use of English. It's correct, but that's not what someone would write, normally, which would be "free to use" or "up for grabs." It's less awkward than "make sex" but just as funny.

ETA: I also had my own near moldy bread on my desk, so I definitely can use it.
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Salty

On my first day of middle school, for which I was not prepared in any way whatsoever, PE was the first class of the day.

I cant remember what we were doing, but we were standing well apart from one another, but there was this girl behind me. The second i saw her I realized she was the most beautiful thinf I had seen in my life up to that point.

She said, "What are you looking at?" In a way that conveyed the thought "You are a disgusting little toad and your eyeballs make me want to puke."

This etched itself into my brain something FIERCE.

Anyhow, I saw her today, she's a teller at my bank.

"Did you go to Mears middle school?" I say.
"Yeah," she said.
"I remember you. We had gym together."
"You say that like I was mean to you."
"You were, but it's okay. Kids are mean. It's not easy for girls in our culture, there's no support. It's easy to use hostility as a defense."
"I'm sorry" she said.

It's been a weird week.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

Quote from: Alty on October 04, 2013, 04:26:17 AM
On my first day of middle school, for which I was not prepared in any way whatsoever, PE was the first class of the day.

I cant remember what we were doing, but we were standing well apart from one another, but there was this girl behind me. The second i saw her I realized she was the most beautiful thinf I had seen in my life up to that point.

She said, "What are you looking at?" In a way that conveyed the thought "You are a disgusting little toad and your eyeballs make me want to puke."

This etched itself into my brain something FIERCE.

Anyhow, I saw her today, she's a teller at my bank.

"Did you go to Mears middle school?" I say.
"Yeah," she said.
"I remember you. We had gym together."
"You say that like I was mean to you."
"You were, but it's okay. Kids are mean. It's not easy for girls in our culture, there's no support. It's easy to use hostility as a defense."
"I'm sorry" she said.

It's been a weird week.

You probably made her feel really weird.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Salty

Quote from: Suu on October 04, 2013, 05:11:20 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 04, 2013, 04:26:17 AM
On my first day of middle school, for which I was not prepared in any way whatsoever, PE was the first class of the day.

I cant remember what we were doing, but we were standing well apart from one another, but there was this girl behind me. The second i saw her I realized she was the most beautiful thinf I had seen in my life up to that point.

She said, "What are you looking at?" In a way that conveyed the thought "You are a disgusting little toad and your eyeballs make me want to puke."

This etched itself into my brain something FIERCE.

Anyhow, I saw her today, she's a teller at my bank.

"Did you go to Mears middle school?" I say.
"Yeah," she said.
"I remember you. We had gym together."
"You say that like I was mean to you."
"You were, but it's okay. Kids are mean. It's not easy for girls in our culture, there's no support. It's easy to use hostility as a defense."
"I'm sorry" she said.

It's been a weird week.

You probably made her feel really weird.

Thank fuck.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on October 04, 2013, 04:26:17 AM
On my first day of middle school, for which I was not prepared in any way whatsoever, PE was the first class of the day.

I cant remember what we were doing, but we were standing well apart from one another, but there was this girl behind me. The second i saw her I realized she was the most beautiful thinf I had seen in my life up to that point.

She said, "What are you looking at?" In a way that conveyed the thought "You are a disgusting little toad and your eyeballs make me want to puke."

This etched itself into my brain something FIERCE.

Anyhow, I saw her today, she's a teller at my bank.

"Did you go to Mears middle school?" I say.
"Yeah," she said.
"I remember you. We had gym together."
"You say that like I was mean to you."
"You were, but it's okay. Kids are mean. It's not easy for girls in our culture, there's no support. It's easy to use hostility as a defense."
"I'm sorry" she said.

It's been a weird week.

Very weird!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

I also said, "it's okay, I'm pretty mean now."

She said, "Oh I was mean to you then and made you mean now."

I said, "it's all right."

I didn't say, "You were one of many that contributed to the horror show of spite, aggression, bitterness, and subtle cruelty that is now my terrible.personality as seen by the average jerkoff."

Because i have tact and shit.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Alty on October 04, 2013, 05:41:28 AM
I also said, "it's okay, I'm pretty mean now."

She said, "Oh I was mean to you then and made you mean now."

I said, "it's all right."

I didn't say, "You were one of many that contributed to the horror show of spite, aggression, bitterness, and subtle cruelty that is now my terrible.personality as seen by the average jerkoff."

Because i have tact and shit.

Alty, I have a hug here for you.

It's in Boston, but... you know.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Alty on October 04, 2013, 05:41:28 AM
I also said, "it's okay, I'm pretty mean now."

She said, "Oh I was mean to you then and made you mean now."

I said, "it's all right."

I didn't say, "You were one of many that contributed to the horror show of spite, aggression, bitterness, and subtle cruelty that is now my terrible.personality as seen by the average jerkoff."

Because i have tact and shit.

"You were one of the many who taught me that hostility is an easy way of defense" might have put some perspective into it.

I applaud you for your tact.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Got some good sleep last night, but I'm still paying for the rest of the week.

SO TIRED.
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