The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Junkenstein]

Relocation mainly complete.

Moving is a fucking ballache.

I just moved across the hall and I hated it more than moving into a totally new place.

That seems like an exceptional pain in the arse.

[LMNO]

Relocation mainly complete.

Moving is a fucking ballache.

In my head, that sounded like "Ball-ah-chey" which really confused me for a second.

[Suu]

Relocation mainly complete.

Moving is a fucking ballache.

I just moved across the hall and I hated it more than moving into a totally new place.

That seems like an exceptional pain in the arse.

You'd think it would be better, and as far as lifting up and down stairs usually goes, it does. But it eliminated the great purging of crap you usually do when you pack to move, so, since I was at school, the boyfriend moved all the furniture around the crap first and then we had to go in and sort shit out afterwards. The kitchen STILL isn't over fully yet, because our utility company is an monopolizing asshole, and it took us longer to get the shit switched over than it took us to move.  We're almost all set though. I like not having a hole in my bedroom ceiling.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

How the hell do I inventory all of this cider I don't even know?!?!

[LMNO]

Get rid of the evidence.  Drink the ones you don't know.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A large bruise has appeared suddenly on the back of my hand. I have no idea when or where I got it, but it has to have been within the last 15 minutes.

Hands take a lot of to bruise too, so that must freaking hurt.

It doesn't hurt that much. It is, however, freaking me out. Partially because I have a random and unpredictable bleeding problem.

You are not on bloodthinners are you?

Nope. It's a mystery bleeding problem that shows up at random. Usually very scary when it does, blood absolutely everywhere. Probably related to why I had a hemophilic seroma after my surgery. I clearly have some kind of bleeding issue but nobody knows what it is and it's not consistent. When I have health insurance again I will ask to be tested for the more common genetic bleeding disorders.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[LMNO]

That's Jesus.  I can see the profile clearly.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's Jesus.  I can see the profile clearly.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Off to calibrate the nuclear densitometer.

If I grow any extra bits, I'll be auctioning them off tomorrow.

[Salty]

So, I've decided to raise my rates, substantially.

This means I have to vacuum the floor and make, blech, pretty.

I've always left a thin layer of dust, oil, and passive indignation in my office that serves to seperate the wheat from the obnoxious wheat.  Vacuuming is like a slow, not torture exactly...

We ought to just grow grass indoors. Lawns become gardens, carpets become lawns.

It's just natural, man.
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[Q. G. Pennyworth]

My name is Sad Sack and I'm addicted to fonts. 

I needed some things for the reprint on Holy Nonsense and now there's a huge pile of fonts waiting to be installed and wah. I need help.

Or a better computer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Highlights of today:
-Supervisor comes up to me, shows me a letter from a nurse saying that she's sorry she couldn't get back to us sooner, we tried to scam her and as a result she changed all of her credit card numbers. Keep up the good work and yes, she authorizes us to use her SSN to link her Medicare data with ours. Um... wait, did you forget midletter what you were telling us?
-Got to use bovine enzymes to to turn hydrogen peroxide into water and oxygen, bubbles, and play with water. Also, I really like my lab partners.

Downsides of today:
-Late on some school work.
-We originally screwed up the experiment and added another half hour onto our time.
-Fall fever, with the realization that I'm too old for that.

[LMNO]

You're never too old to enjoy Autumn.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You're never too old to enjoy Autumn.

No, but you may be too old to enjoy the appearances of the returning students.