The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah. The way forward is obvious then.

RATCHET THAT SHIT UP.

You got it.

I am writing, in Word, The Apologia Grizzalia.

This is gonna be good.

I like how he was all "and who are you?" and I pointed out that I am someone who has been there longer than he has. 

Yeah, that was priceless.

You know, I don't normally have much truck with puns, but that "Help me" thread...  Terrible, terrible.

You make me sad inside. 

The thread was asking for it.

I started doing Sir Mix-A-Lot accountant rap and everything.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ah. The way forward is obvious then.

RATCHET THAT SHIT UP.

You got it.

I am writing, in Word, The Apologia Grizzalia.

This is gonna be good.

I like how he was all "and who are you?" and I pointed out that I am someone who has been there longer than he has. 

Yeah, that was priceless.

You know, I don't normally have much truck with puns, but that "Help me" thread...  Terrible, terrible.

You make me sad inside. 

The thread was asking for it.

I started doing Sir Mix-A-Lot accountant rap and everything.   

Was that Sir Mix-A-Lot? It was pretty excellent.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah. The way forward is obvious then.

RATCHET THAT SHIT UP.

You got it.

I am writing, in Word, The Apologia Grizzalia.

This is gonna be good.

I like how he was all "and who are you?" and I pointed out that I am someone who has been there longer than he has. 

Yeah, that was priceless.

You know, I don't normally have much truck with puns, but that "Help me" thread...  Terrible, terrible.

You make me sad inside. 

The thread was asking for it.

I started doing Sir Mix-A-Lot accountant rap and everything.   

Was that Sir Mix-A-Lot? It was pretty excellent.

Yep.

In any case, Tom is back on, looking over the devastation.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, I give up.

I'll come back tomorrow, I guess.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ah. The way forward is obvious then.

RATCHET THAT SHIT UP.

You got it.

I am writing, in Word, The Apologia Grizzalia.

This is gonna be good.

I like how he was all "and who are you?" and I pointed out that I am someone who has been there longer than he has. 

Yeah, that was priceless.

You know, I don't normally have much truck with puns, but that "Help me" thread...  Terrible, terrible.

You make me sad inside. 

The thread was asking for it.

I started doing Sir Mix-A-Lot accountant rap and everything.   

Was that Sir Mix-A-Lot? It was pretty excellent.

Yep.

In any case, Tom is back on, looking over the devastation.

And Phil just got spanked by Tom. Victory!

[Suu]

Some masshole allegedly brought a rabid cat to RI. Because they're trying to contaminate us. Or something. This is headline news.

http://www.turnto10.com/story/23467105/dem-warns-of-possible-rabid-cat-from-mass-in-ri#.Ujn8Kpdd-bo.facebook

[AFK]

I can't deal
With the rest of
The info
But
This is important.

Are you OK there, buddy?

It was our anniversary yesterday.  Had amazing sushi and a bunch of sake.  I honestly don't remember posting that.

Fiancee and I did Pho Ga last night.  It was very tasty.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Will be working lots and lots. Off tomorrow, though. My one day off until I dunno. Got off work an hour ago. Heading to the county fair in a few. Haven't written shit in weeks, oops.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Dad's house sold! (Well, is selling. Paperwork and all that.)

[Ben Shapiro]

Waiting for my certificate in the mail.
Parents don't know yet. (Going to surprise them)
It's not my A.A.S. (5 classes sort), but it's damn close.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Waiting for my certificate in the mail.
Parents don't know yet. (Going to surprise them)
It's not my A.A.S. (5 classes sort), but it's damn close.

Well done.

Now go finish the AAS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Congratulations, everyone!

I think FG is tapped out for the day, so I'm going to work out with my kettlebell (I can really feel it from yesterday's workout) and take my dog to the beach.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK so I just did one round of kettlebell. Each round is nine minutes, and holy fuck I love this thing! It's the only exercise device other than roller skates and hula hoops I've even been enthusiastic about, and I can do it INSIDE, in my office, which is a huge plus especially in winter and during the school year.

My biceps are already visibly bigger and I can feel it in my abdomen and legs, plus it's low-impact so I don't have to stress about my joints. I can't wait to size up to a heavier kettlebell.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck those lithe and lean yoga chicks. I'm a goddamn tank.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Fuck those lithe and lean yoga chicks. I'm a goddamn tank.

FUck YEAAAAA

imma plisbury dough pix, but if I was inclined to do something from being unhappy with my chub (I'm fine with it, really, and only carrying a little bit extra) I'd train for strength and not teh skinnay.

Am considering capoiera as a form of exercise at the moment.