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#90
September 19, 2013, 01:22:13 AM
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 18, 2013, 11:28:15 PM
OK so I just did one round of kettlebell. Each round is nine minutes, and holy fuck I love this thing! It's the only exercise device other than roller skates and hula hoops I've even been enthusiastic about, and I can do it INSIDE, in my office, which is a huge plus especially in winter and during the school year.

My biceps are already visibly bigger and I can feel it in my abdomen and legs, plus it's low-impact so I don't have to stress about my joints. I can't wait to size up to a heavier kettlebell.

Fuck yes. Kettlebell and sledgehammer is my new objects of worship. Can't wait to get the 16kg kettlebell I ordered.
This is my goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1czA1lFqw

Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 18, 2013, 11:28:56 PM
Fuck those lithe and lean yoga chicks. I'm a goddamn tank.

That gave me the most frightened boner yet.

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Suu

#91
September 19, 2013, 01:33:44 AM
I have no drive to study for this quiz tomorrow.

Yep, I think I have burnout. I guess going balls to the wall for 3 years straight after a 10 year break from college did some damage. Fuck.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Trivial

#92
September 19, 2013, 01:39:18 AM
Gah one of my friends at work is now my boss  :eek:
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

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Bu🤠ns

#93
September 19, 2013, 07:02:26 AM
So there was this box of peanut butter and pumpkin cookies and, being midnight, I went for a midnight snack. I try one and it's by far the STALEST most tasteless cookie I'd ever eaten!  I look at the box to see what horrible brand just insulted my taste buds and it was my dog's brand. :|

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#94
September 19, 2013, 07:32:02 AM
Quote from: Pixie on September 18, 2013, 11:42:55 PM
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 18, 2013, 11:28:56 PM
Fuck those lithe and lean yoga chicks. I'm a goddamn tank.

FUck YEAAAAA

imma plisbury dough pix, but if I was inclined to do something from being unhappy with my chub (I'm fine with it, really, and only carrying a little bit extra) I'd train for strength and not teh skinnay.

Am considering capoiera as a form of exercise at the moment.

I have been skinny, but I have never NOT been muscular. I am just built to punch a motherfucker in the face, is all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#95
September 19, 2013, 07:35:24 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 19, 2013, 01:22:13 AM
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 18, 2013, 11:28:15 PM
OK so I just did one round of kettlebell. Each round is nine minutes, and holy fuck I love this thing! It's the only exercise device other than roller skates and hula hoops I've even been enthusiastic about, and I can do it INSIDE, in my office, which is a huge plus especially in winter and during the school year.

My biceps are already visibly bigger and I can feel it in my abdomen and legs, plus it's low-impact so I don't have to stress about my joints. I can't wait to size up to a heavier kettlebell.

Fuck yes. Kettlebell and sledgehammer is my new objects of worship. Can't wait to get the 16kg kettlebell I ordered.
This is my goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1czA1lFqw

That's damn hardcore! I'm only at a 15lb kettlebell, but I just started and am starting light to make sure I don't tear my abdominals which were completely bisected last year. I am looking forward to working up to a 30#.

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Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 18, 2013, 11:28:56 PM
Fuck those lithe and lean yoga chicks. I'm a goddamn tank.


That gave me the most frightened boner yet.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#96
September 19, 2013, 07:35:43 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 19, 2013, 07:02:26 AM
So there was this box of peanut butter and pumpkin cookies and, being midnight, I went for a midnight snack. I try one and it's by far the STALEST most tasteless cookie I'd ever eaten!  I look at the box to see what horrible brand just insulted my taste buds and it was my dog's brand. :|

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#97
September 19, 2013, 07:54:44 AM
 :ffs:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 19, 2013, 07:02:26 AM
So there was this box of peanut butter and pumpkin cookies and, being midnight, I went for a midnight snack. I try one and it's by far the STALEST most tasteless cookie I'd ever eaten!  I look at the box to see what horrible brand just insulted my taste buds and it was my dog's brand. :|

:ffs:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pope Pixie Pickle

#98
September 19, 2013, 08:35:47 AM
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 19, 2013, 07:32:02 AM
Quote from: Pixie on September 18, 2013, 11:42:55 PM
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 18, 2013, 11:28:56 PM
Fuck those lithe and lean yoga chicks. I'm a goddamn tank.

FUck YEAAAAA

imma plisbury dough pix, but if I was inclined to do something from being unhappy with my chub (I'm fine with it, really, and only carrying a little bit extra) I'd train for strength and not teh skinnay.

Am considering capoiera as a form of exercise at the moment.

I have been skinny, but I have never NOT been muscular. I am just built to punch a motherfucker in the face, is all.

hehe I was squishy even as a slim person. I've always had strong legs, though.

The Good Reverend Roger

#99
September 19, 2013, 05:24:25 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 19, 2013, 07:02:26 AM
So there was this box of peanut butter and pumpkin cookies and, being midnight, I went for a midnight snack. I try one and it's by far the STALEST most tasteless cookie I'd ever eaten!  I look at the box to see what horrible brand just insulted my taste buds and it was my dog's brand. :|

TOTAL VICTORY
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#100
September 19, 2013, 06:07:37 PM
My son will be home on Sunday for 2 weeks!

:banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#101
September 19, 2013, 06:08:25 PM
Yay!


You don't have to do any day-long drives to pick him up, do you?

The Good Reverend Roger

#102
September 19, 2013, 06:08:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2013, 06:08:25 PM
Yay!


You don't have to do any day-long drives to pick him up, do you?

Just to Phoenix.  The near side of Phoenix.  3 hour round trip, so nothing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#103
September 19, 2013, 06:18:47 PM
I have a rant percolating, but it's stuck.

And I have a 4 hour meeting in a little while.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#104
September 19, 2013, 06:24:38 PM
I know just the thing to unstuck it.


Unfortunately, it's most likely blocked at work.

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