The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Salty]

When I grow up I am going to the Fun Police Academy. You fuckers have all had your fill and it's time for the long, boring arm of the law to bring down the hammer of *YAAAAAAWN*.

[Salty]

Wheeelp, no trip of any kind for me. I'll be taking a week off in two weeks, and that'll have to do it. Almost all of my regular clients are gone and I have to rebuild. Learn new marketing techniques FAST.

So, today, instead, I am going to buy myself a bicycle, a cruiser. It's going to be pretty OR ELSE. Maybe a motor as well.

Imagine me, on a gas bicycle, all winter. I can't wait.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Aw man. I hope you find new clients very very soon.

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Wheeelp, no trip of any kind for me. I'll be taking a week off in two weeks, and that'll have to do it. Almost all of my regular clients are gone and I have to rebuild. Learn new marketing techniques FAST.

So, today, instead, I am going to buy myself a bicycle, a cruiser. It's going to be pretty OR ELSE. Maybe a motor as well.

Imagine me, on a gas bicycle, all winter. I can't wait.

That sucks. Well, except for the part about the cruiser.

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I'm in a shitty mood and it's starting to feed on itself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So my dear friend Jake presented a speech at the art museum a few weeks ago, and he has it up on his website. I wanted to share it with you guys because he's a remarkable person, I'm proud of him, and he also has many pictures of my posse, the people who are my chosen family.

http://codex.bluemooncamera.com/2013/09/30/jakes-speech-at-the-portland-art-museum-the-decisive-morning/

[Cain]

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[Suu]

A libertarian is an anarchist that decided they wanted to be an adult and have a view of politics. The only way to do this is by using the most juvenile temper tantrums as possible.

[Salty]

Ha aha, aha. So this guy I know, he just moved to Portland. I just saw him on this gay dating app. He didn't use it here because he knows everybody, in the biblical sense. He's HIV + and never, ever tells anybody. He's a scumbag and I'm sorry Portland has him now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ha aha, aha. So this guy I know, he just moved to Portland. I just saw him on this gay dating app. He didn't use it here because he knows everybody, in the biblical sense. He's HIV + and never, ever tells anybody. He's a scumbag and I'm sorry Portland has him now.

Wow, that's incredibly scummy! Also, incredibly illegal, if he infects anyone in Oregon that's a felony charge.

[Salty]

Ha aha, aha. So this guy I know, he just moved to Portland. I just saw him on this gay dating app. He didn't use it here because he knows everybody, in the biblical sense. He's HIV + and never, ever tells anybody. He's a scumbag and I'm sorry Portland has him now.

Wow, that's incredibly scummy! Also, incredibly illegal, if he infects anyone in Oregon that's a felony charge.

I'm glad that it is, sad it's got a high chance of happening.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, yeah, a person who has been a friend of mine for more than 7 years just decided to walk away from that friendship because she apparently wasn't listening when I told her about a change of plans.  She wound up where we were supposed to meet, I wasn't there (as I had told her I wouldn't be).  She blew the hell up on FB and told me we were through, without bothering to, you know, ask what happened.

It occurs to me, though, that someone who would dump a 7 year friendship over something like that isn't really someone I want to be friends with, anyway.

[Pæs]

That's a shame, Roger, but yeah. Fuck those people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, yeah, a person who has been a friend of mine for more than 7 years just decided to walk away from that friendship because she apparently wasn't listening when I told her about a change of plans.  She wound up where we were supposed to meet, I wasn't there (as I had told her I wouldn't be).  She blew the hell up on FB and told me we were through, without bothering to, you know, ask what happened.

It occurs to me, though, that someone who would dump a 7 year friendship over something like that isn't really someone I want to be friends with, anyway.

That's incredibly lame.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, yeah, a person who has been a friend of mine for more than 7 years just decided to walk away from that friendship because she apparently wasn't listening when I told her about a change of plans.  She wound up where we were supposed to meet, I wasn't there (as I had told her I wouldn't be).  She blew the hell up on FB and told me we were through, without bothering to, you know, ask what happened.

It occurs to me, though, that someone who would dump a 7 year friendship over something like that isn't really someone I want to be friends with, anyway.

That's incredibly lame.

Surprise?  It was Sister Gothique, of all people.  There's some very special irony in this, but it's a long story and I'm up past bedtime.  Will post tomorrow.