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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, September 17, 2013, 06:11:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/amid-debt-default-worries-investors-should-keep-calm-carry-8C11350019

:remaincalm:

Stay calm, yeah, right.  This is a time to PANIC and RUN AROUND LIKE RATS IN A FIRESTORM.

Keep calm, indeed.  Fuckers.  I am ready to eat congressmen in the fucking ruins.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 10:33:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 10:20:46 PM
TWERRRRRK with me.

That's cultural appropriation, you racist.

:horrormirth:

I was only trying to have a good time.

Is "The Mashed Potato" ok?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

There will come a moment in the near future when the client i rode ON MY NEW BIKE for is going to stop, look around and think, "Something, I was supposed to do something today."
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 10:43:20 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/amid-debt-default-worries-investors-should-keep-calm-carry-8C11350019

:remaincalm:

Stay calm, yeah, right.  This is a time to PANIC and RUN AROUND LIKE RATS IN A FIRESTORM.

Keep calm, indeed.  Fuckers.  I am ready to eat congressmen in the fucking ruins.

Yeah, well, who's worried, amirite?  There's plenty land and longpig to live on. I look forward to the future.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 11:12:04 PM
There will come a moment in the near future when the client i rode ON MY NEW BIKE for is going to stop, look around and think, "Something, I was supposed to do something today."

Cancellation fee. Get a credit card # with booking, get them to verbally agree to a $40 charge if they cancel same-day. That way, you get paid AND you get a day off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 07, 2013, 10:39:27 PM
One of my Biology teammates is realllllly slow. She's a very sweet girl but OMG. Today she was trying to apply sig figs to statistical calculations and I was like, um, you can't do that. She was like, "why not"?

Also having a really difficult time grasping why the ph number decreases when free hydrogen ions increase.

I think this is going to be a difficult term for her. And possibly for me, by association.

Negative exponents. The pH is the amount of hydrogen ions per liter or something like that. I'll have to look it up again but we went over it like last week or the week before. HCl would have 10-2 M of hydrogen ions, pure water would have 10-7, etc. That's also why 1 number of pH is stronger than the previous by a factor of 10.

ETA: You mean her. I need some food, I think.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

Epic convention cosplay planned for November.  :lulz:

My friends and I are going to be the cast of Hogan's Heroes, I'm Frau Helga.  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Restarted computer, checked sound settings, etc.

Windows sounds work.  Still no luck with youtube.

Going to try some other sound sources.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Onboard sound works.

Video games normal.

NO external audio to ANYTHING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.