The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

[Lenin McCarthy]

[Suu]

Also I'm 42.5 and I still have all my hair.

Nigel has a SURPLUS of THICK, AWESOME HAIR THAT ANSWERS TO NO ONE.

My own is lank, passive...but I CAN SIT ON THE SHIT. EVEN MY HAIR MAKES RWHN'S CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

RWHN's hair kind of sits on his head like a little turd. 

I would KILL to have Nigel's gorgeous hairs!

I keep mine cut short for a reason, damnit. I USED to be able to sit on it, but it's so fucking thick and evil it would turn it's own dreadlocks if I didn't have my mom brush it thoroughly, because it was too long and hardcore for me to do it by myself. It was the hardpance of hair. The epitome of shit that could have been braided into a rope to use on the largest sailing vessels. Shit, Rapunzel would have had plait envy. RWHN has hair envy too. Of all of us, because our hair is collectively greater than his mange.

[Suu]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Me too.

But growing that shit out is FUCKING WORK.

[Don Coyote]

yes

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Clean Head is A THING and WAY cooler than a turd sitting up there.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Me too.

But growing that shit out is FUCKING WORK.

No kidding. Never mind the goddamn maintenance.

I don't know how Waffles makes his look so awesome. If enough of my follicles were still functioning, I'd ask him for his secret.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Me too.

But growing that shit out is FUCKING WORK.

No kidding. Never mind the goddamn maintenance.

I don't know how Waffles makes his look so awesome. If enough of my follicles were still functioning, I'd ask him for his secret.

Secret Viking shit and Amanda Fucking Palmer.

[Suu]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Me too.

But growing that shit out is FUCKING WORK.

No kidding. Never mind the goddamn maintenance.

I don't know how Waffles makes his look so awesome. If enough of my follicles were still functioning, I'd ask him for his secret.

I was considering it this last winter, because I missed a couple of haircuts. So I figured I could do it...yeah no.  It got to a point where I was like, 'GET THIS SHIT OFF MY NECK.'

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Clean Head is A THING and WAY cooler than a turd sitting up there.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Me too.

But growing that shit out is FUCKING WORK.

No kidding. Never mind the goddamn maintenance.

I don't know how Waffles makes his look so awesome. If enough of my follicles were still functioning, I'd ask him for his secret.

I was considering it this last winter, because I missed a couple of haircuts. So I figured I could do it...yeah no.  It got to a point where I was like, 'GET THIS SHIT OFF MY NECK.'

The last thing I grew out was bangs.
They did not wave back fetchingly and flatter my face. Fuck no.
They did not even wave seductively over one eye a la Veronica Lake.
They went FORWARD. When they were too short to hook behind my ears, always straight forward.
Clips? Fuck no, wouldn't stay. My hair slides out of that shit before I get out of the front door. It's more slippery than EELS FUCKING. IN A BARREL OF SNOT.

I endured it. Now - NO MORE CUTTING.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Clean Head is A THING and WAY cooler than a turd sitting up there.

Either way, that's ROCK N ROLL, bitches.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The end of me having long hair was Villager's predecessor's predecessor.  Happened around the time I was 23 or 24 (my, them relationships last longer these days, don't they?) She flat out told me that she hated the fact that I had long hair but that she would cut my split ends. Then after a certain point she said "One of these days I'm just going to cut the whole thing short. You know that right?" "Yep."

Well, sure enough, one day it actually happened.

She was trimming my ends, and went to measure, and then went way up, cut, and said, "Oops. Well, now I have to even it out." "I know." "Are you mad at me." "Of course." "You know you're going to be bald by 30 right?" "Yeah. I just wanted to enjoy it while I could." "Well, any requests?" "Caesar-ish."

Probably the calmest argument in a relationship I've ever had. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Clean Head is A THING and WAY cooler than a turd sitting up there.

Either way, that's ROCK N ROLL, bitches.

Aww, thanks Stelz.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm always going to miss having long hair, but if I am to be completely honest with myself, shaved head/close buzz looks way way better on me.

Clean Head is A THING and WAY cooler than a turd sitting up there.

Either way, that's ROCK N ROLL, bitches.

Aww, thanks Stelz.

Ages on these, incidentally, left to right, top to bottom:
32, 30, 29, 17, 21, 18