MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE

[Salty]

That kraft shit is the difference between a grilled cheese sandwich that concurs with my inner AMERICAN™, that everything is OK.

A grilled cheese sandwich made with regular cheddar, or some other cheese that's trying to show off how much smarter and cooler they are than kraft singles?

That kind of food make me want to puke ON BABIES.

America.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That kraft shit is the difference between a grilled cheese sandwich that concurs with my inner AMERICAN™, that everything is OK.

A grilled cheese sandwich made with regular cheddar, or some other cheese that's trying to show off how much smarter and cooler they are than kraft singles?

That kind of food make me want to puke ON BABIES.

America.

shit yeah

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Grilled cheese with cheddar on sour dough. All other sammiches are inferior.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Grilled cheese with cheddar on sour dough. All other sammiches are inferior.

Balls.

Store brand wheat bread, fucking cheese slice.  CHEESE SLICE.

And one kitchen, on fire.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

Yep.

Pepperjack SLICES.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

Yep.

Pepperjack SLICES.

But see, that pepperjack is all pepper and all jack.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

Yep.

Pepperjack SLICES.

But see, that pepperjack is all pepper and all jack.

And all TASTY.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

Yep.

Pepperjack SLICES.

But see, that pepperjack is all pepper and all jack.

And all TASTY.

Especially when hummus is used in place of mayo.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

Yep.

Pepperjack SLICES.

But see, that pepperjack is all pepper and all jack.

And all TASTY.

Especially when hummus is used in place of mayo.

You make me sad.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cheese food product is like Natty Ice.

It's beer. Sort of. But sometimes you can't afford the schmancy, flavorful, import stuff, or, sometimes you just feel like drinking cheap ass piss. Or sometimes it's actually called for, like what within a grilled cheese [food product]. But at the end of the day, it's beer drink product that your average schmoe deems worthy to call "beer" with no qualifiers. And you know. Sometimes a grilled cheese made with whole grain and pepperjack is the shit.

Yep.

Pepperjack SLICES.

But see, that pepperjack is all pepper and all jack.

And all TASTY.

Especially when hummus is used in place of mayo.

You make me sad.

Why?

Does the fact that I just added milk to the dregs of my blue cheese dressing, shook it up and drank that shit make you feel better?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

That makes me sad. Though I will admit food is sometimes awesome on its own, unimproved with a variety of flavors. Especially if you haven't had the specific food product in a while.

Blight,
Going to eat the hell out of his next hamburger.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

That makes me sad. Though I will admit food is sometimes awesome on its own, unimproved with a variety of flavors. Especially if you haven't had the specific food product in a while.

Blight,
Going to eat the hell out of his next hamburger.

I can't have no FUCKING HAMBURGERS.