MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

wat?

I

Just...


I won't even eat mild cheddar because it is too bland.

and what is that patty of fat and dairy shit?

This thread needs a trigger warning for Europeans.

I'm a European, too. 

That, my dear, is Velveeta cheese, unwrapped. It's. GLORIOUS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, when in doubt about what American factory food tastes like, assume salt or sugar.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

how does that even taste nice?

the Kraft mac and cheese i bought once as a joke for Payne, and it was not nice at all (we'd ran out of money and such).

the nacho cheese sauce warmed up is okay but is a sometimes food. I think the chili saves it.

BUT, TWID, YOU ARE FROM IRISH PEEPS. YOUR ANCESTORS KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHEDDAR SO STRONG IT'S MAKE A NUN'S TOES CURL.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

wat?

I

Just...


I won't even eat mild cheddar because it is too bland.

and what is that patty of fat and dairy shit?

This thread needs a trigger warning for Europeans.

I'm a European, too. 

That, my dear, is Velveeta cheese, unwrapped. It's. GLORIOUS.

i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VELVEETA TASTES LIKE AND I DON'T THINK I WANNA.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Seriously, I won't eat Dairylea spread. My mum once put it in a sandwich for me for my packed lunch at school and I cried.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

how does that even taste nice?

the Kraft mac and cheese i bought once as a joke for Payne, and it was not nice at all (we'd ran out of money and such).

the nacho cheese sauce warmed up is okay but is a sometimes food. I think the chili saves it.

BUT, TWID, YOU ARE FROM IRISH PEEPS. YOUR ANCESTORS KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHEDDAR SO STRONG IT'S MAKE A NUN'S TOES CURL.

Sure, and I love me some Irish cheese. Actually, I prefer it over American cheese. It has a certain nuance to it, much like the butter or the milk, or the candy. Same thing with the pork products, though that has no nuance to it, it flat out tells you its different.

I also like high end American cheeses.

Kinda like how I like Smithwicks, Sam Adams and also, inexplicably, PBR. Sometimes you just feel like eating/drinking the really obviously bad one.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I think my reactions are similar to Trip's, in that respect.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think my reactions are similar to Trip's, in that respect.

I wonder if he ever ate it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But this is why America is awesome.

Only here can you do this shit with cheese [food product]

[Salty]

I received easy cheese from my mom while in Germany and not one of them would touch it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I received easy cheese from my mom while in Germany and not one of them would touch it.

And that's why we beat them twice.

[Pæs]

How the hell do I resize pictures, lol

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ASPECT RATIO IS CONSERVED, MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY A HEIGHT.

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BEST JUST DEFINE ONE OF THE DIMENSIONS ELSE YOU CAN FUCK SHIT UP

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Define width, not height. Got it.