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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 02, 2013, 09:39:29 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
December 04, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2013, 07:14:28 AM
Is the banking system going to fail before or after I pay off my credit card?

After, obviously.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#46
December 04, 2013, 03:32:23 PM
Went to a Quaker meeting - felt inspired and delivered "ministry". 

Oh, they beat the shit out of me.

What did I do wrong?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#47
December 04, 2013, 03:54:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 04, 2013, 03:32:23 PM
Went to a Quaker meeting - felt inspired and delivered "ministry". 

Oh, they beat the shit out of me.

What did I do wrong?

You fucked with Quakers.  They're almost as bad as the Amish Mafia.  You know better than this.  Richard Nixon was a Quaker, for fuck's sake.  What the hell where you thinking?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#48
December 04, 2013, 03:58:13 PM
Were you...


Were you trying to sharpen the Quakers?  Dear lord, that would be terrifying!

The Good Reverend Roger

#49
December 04, 2013, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 03:58:13 PM
Were you...


Were you trying to sharpen the Quakers?  Dear lord, that would be terrifying!

The guy on the oatmeal box is scary enough already.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#50
December 04, 2013, 04:12:05 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
December 04, 2013, 04:13:36 PM
:shudder:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#52
December 04, 2013, 04:18:11 PM
 :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#53
December 04, 2013, 04:19:11 PM
Thanks a lot, Richter. 

NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?

Eater of Clowns

#54
December 04, 2013, 04:22:14 PM
 :lulz:

Also, Quakers! Secret History! It still needs doing. Hmm.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

#55
December 04, 2013, 04:35:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2013, 04:22:14 PM
:lulz:

Also, Quakers! Secret History! It still needs doing. Hmm.

Sounds like it could be an idea that you could pitch to the History Channel. you got to have an angle though. They seem to like aliens and Nostradamus, which is fine and all, but they're itching for a fresh angle, I'm guessing. May that Quakers are the only thing that has kept interdimensional things from crossing over?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Ben Shapiro

#56
December 04, 2013, 09:59:54 PM
Quakers funded the Nazis with alien technology to send the Jews back to Utah.

EK WAFFLR

#57
December 05, 2013, 01:51:57 PM
Will my beard finally wither and die? And will the Fascists in Greece spread to Sweden? And, Angela Merkele, I have a bad feeling about her. Why?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#58
December 06, 2013, 12:22:35 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 01:51:57 PM
Will my beard finally wither and die? And will the Fascists in Greece spread to Sweden? And, Angela Merkele, I have a bad feeling about her. Why?

Your beard will be terrorizing Belgian women long after you're gone, pal.

No. 

Because she's a lizard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#59
December 06, 2013, 01:05:05 AM
What will the ultimate fate of Nickelback be?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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