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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#720
December 17, 2013, 06:11:22 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 17, 2013, 06:04:31 PM
I will probably end up receiving something absolutely twatty like bath salts and lipgloss.

Stocking stuffer for the kid who ate your pizza. Spend the money you save on buying one more present on another pizza for yourself.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

#721
December 17, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
Dead trees are insanely expensive.  I went down to the local supermarket (admittedly, a more upscale business than, say, Wal-Mart) and it was 90 dollars for a dead tree.

Good thing I invested in a fake plastic one a few years back.  Well, from a money POV anyway.  The cats see it as some kind of alien interloper, however, and keep attacking it, in a futile effort to climb to the summit and dethrone the star, which is clearly controlling the whole operation.  This effort is at least partly futile because the cats get half way up the tree and then start attacking each other.

Basically I spend an hour of my day locking the cats in the kitchen and repairing the savaged plastic tree.

LMNO

#722
December 17, 2013, 06:33:50 PM
That seems like a rather fitting analogy for the entire season.

Cain

#723
December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.

Suu

#724
December 17, 2013, 06:51:47 PM
Parents put the vacuum by the tree and pop it on when the kitten starts acting like an asshole near it. So far it's working.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Junkenstein

#725
December 17, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 17, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
It is.  I'm basically doing the same thing by not telling anyone what I want for Xmas.  Because, truth is, I don't really want anything.

People don't seem to get that this is the case, however, and it's driving them crazy.
I've taken that stance for years. Trust me, people will never get it. You will end up with shit you just throw away though. I suggest storage as a good go to. Can never have too many spare external HDD. Or think shit you always need to replace, such as headphones. 
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

#726
December 17, 2013, 07:00:51 PM
I would like a hobo santa suit for Christmas. So every year on he 24th I can get loaded, fill a bag with either cheap garbage, actual.garbage, or vodka shooters and see what happens.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#727
December 17, 2013, 07:01:13 PM
Or a Krampus suit.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#728
December 17, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Spraypaint a stick silver and nail it to the door.  Done.

In other news, right after I talked to my guys about not doing SHIT without paperwork, Mikey violates confined space entry permitting procedure.

:crankey:

Suspended him until I can decide what to do about it.  WTF?  WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?  5 more minutes, and he'd have had the fucking permit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#729
December 17, 2013, 07:10:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Spraypaint a stick silver and nail it to the door.  Done.

In other news, right after I talked to my guys about not doing SHIT without paperwork, Mikey violates confined space entry permitting procedure.

:crankey:

Suspended him until I can decide what to do about it.  WTF?  WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?  5 more minutes, and he'd have had the fucking permit.

I vote taser.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#730
December 17, 2013, 07:11:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:10:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Spraypaint a stick silver and nail it to the door.  Done.

In other news, right after I talked to my guys about not doing SHIT without paperwork, Mikey violates confined space entry permitting procedure.

:crankey:

Suspended him until I can decide what to do about it.  WTF?  WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?  5 more minutes, and he'd have had the fucking permit.

I vote taser.

I'm just deciding whether or not to fire him this close to Christmas.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#731
December 17, 2013, 07:11:51 PM
That is literally the only reason he might keep his job.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#732
December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

LMNO

#733
December 17, 2013, 07:18:56 PM
Some people don't have discipline.

The Good Reverend Roger

#734
December 17, 2013, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Is this Mike the Engineer or another Mikey?

Mike the millwright.  One of my newer guys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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