Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Here? *rubs hands together in glee*

And yes, that's EXACTLY what it means.

Tell them that we're foursquare against people telling other people what to believe.

And that we love new ideas.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Please yes do. I am ever so interested in hearing what enlightenment my intuitive brothers and sisters bring to the butcher table. Oh my yes.

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

[Ben Shapiro]

Tell them we all have Cherokee grandmothers who were princesses.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

This is gonna be awesome when someone calls in sick or quits.

[LMNO]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

This is gonna be awesome when someone calls in sick or quits.

There is a note at the bottom of our schedule. "Everyone MUST come in or stay late when needed or asked." Tee-hee.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Here? *rubs hands together in glee*

And yes, that's EXACTLY what it means.

Tell them that we're foursquare against people telling other people what to believe.

And that we love new ideas.

PERFECT. 

[LMNO]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

Apparently, I was an animal until this life. Yep. A reliable source says my deep-seated hatred for humanity comes from the fact that I was a dog or a bird or a baby seal in every previous life, aeons back until this time. When apparently I fucked up being a vole so bad, I was made a human because how hard could that be?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

OMG. That is so totes a great insight. She SO would. I think I'm having flashbacks to that life . . . such strong visuals of chaos and pain. Yes, yes. Definitely a strong Loki vibe. He was the blind one, right?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

CPD HAS POWERFUL SPIRIT GUIDES. THEY TELL HER EVERYTHING.

[LMNO]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was also Cleopatra, but in a different universe.

Did you have wings? I totally had wings. And they sparkled.

I didn't have wings, but I worshipped Loki.  Because of course Cleopatra would worship Loki.

OMG. That is so totes a great insight. She SO would. I think I'm having flashbacks to that life . . . such strong visuals of chaos and pain. Yes, yes. Definitely a strong Loki vibe. He was the blind one, right?

I think he was Irish.