There's only a handful of you, and you're acting like obsessed lunatics.I honestly wouldn't want to ever be washed up on the shore unconscious on an island run by you lot.
Normal English: “Commuting to work”Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”Normal English: “I need to take a nap”Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME! THE LYRICAL STYLING OF DEATH METAL EXPONENTIALLY INCREASEs THE WONDER OF ALL THINGS BEYOND CONCEPTION
http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/THANK ME LATER.
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 pmUNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERKSALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.