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WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
« on: December 04, 2013, 08:11:18 pm »
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Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 08:19:09 pm »
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Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”

Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”

Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”

Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
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Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 08:20:05 pm »
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Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 08:22:15 pm »
Brilliant!
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 10:42:31 pm »
Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME!
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Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 10:48:47 pm »
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 10:42:31 pm
Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME! THE LYRICAL STYLING OF DEATH METAL EXPONENTIALLY INCREASEs THE WONDER OF ALL THINGS BEYOND CONCEPTION

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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 11:05:03 pm »
A Facebook status of a friend a few weeks back had a few great food-inspired death metal phrases.

Bacon: YOUR THIGHS ARE ON DISPLAY IN A BURNING ROOM
Haggis: EVERYTHING THAT DEFINES YOU CAN BE MASHED INTO YOUR GUTS
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 11:21:19 pm »
<3 this thread!
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 12:10:59 am »
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2013, 12:25:10 am »
ALTERATIONS TO THE EGO PRESENTATION TO THE SUBSECTION OF THE PLANETARY NETWORK ALIGNED WITH THE PHILOSOPHICAL DISORDERING PRINCIPLE OF CHAOS HAVE BEEN MADE WITH THE SOLE EXCLUSION OF THE SANCTIFIED DESIGNATION BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE DWELLER IN THE WASTES WHICH IS RENDERED INTO THE IDIOMATIC OF DEATH METAL FROM ITS INITIATION.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 pm »
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2013, 02:11:15 pm »
Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2013, 04:17:41 pm »
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 05, 2013, 02:11:15 pm
Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.

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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2013, 06:15:00 pm »
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 05, 2013, 02:11:15 pm
Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.

VOMITOUS REPULTIONS TOWARDS THE FERMENTED GRAIL LIBATIONS AND QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION FACES ON THE TRUE MEANING
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 06:36:38 pm »
DISDAIN FOR THE MASSES UPON THEIR REJECTION OF PARTICIPATION WITHIN THE CLANDESTINE SUBJECT MARKER.
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