Apprentice fucking rant.

[Horab Fibslager]

for a whiel all teh girls were really busting my balls. i started telling them that all my life i was told that girls can do anything a man can do. it turns out they're too lazy. it took em a week before they got it...  

[LMNO]

Here's a pretty basic question:

Why were you even watching The Apprentice in the first place?  That show sucks worse than Motormouth.

[agent compassion]

Here's a pretty basic question:

Why were you even watching The Apprentice in the first place? That show sucks worse than Motormouth.

#1, Morbid curiosity and #2, my husband is a business major so he was also curious, though not as interested in this season as the last one.

And yeah...Motormouth sucks hard...but I still think the worst reality show ever is "What not to wear." Yeah, I'm gonna let some broad come to my house, diss my clothes and throw them all out. WhatEVER. Nobody touches my velvet collection....

[EraPassing]

I adore Stacy and Clinton.  I'm a snob when it comes to clothing, though, and I think that what they do is a lot more useful to people than what Trump does.
Also, Donald Trump is one of the ugliest men in the world, and is much too difficult to look at for me to watch the Apprentice.

The reality show that's the worst:  The Swan, which, coincidentally, is coming on right as I'm typing this.  I can't stand this show.  The whole idea of head-to-toe elective surgery for women to feel beautiful just boggles my mind.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

none of you has obviously ever seen the real gilligan's island...


TRGI = spawn of Bill Gates.
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The Surreal Life is the best reality show.

[Yahtomet]

I adore Stacy and Clinton.  I'm a snob when it comes to clothing, though, and I think that what they do is a lot more useful to people than what Trump does.
Also, Donald Trump is one of the ugliest men in the world, and is much too difficult to look at for me to watch the Apprentice.

The reality show that's the worst:  The Swan, which, coincidentally, is coming on right as I'm typing this.  I can't stand this show.  The whole idea of head-to-toe elective surgery for women to feel beautiful just boggles my mind.

The Swan is one of the signs of the Rapture, I believe. How shallow has our society gotten when "Good Entertainment" is watching a bunch of ugly chicks live out their complexes?

On second thought, that sounds rather amusing.

[EraPassing]

When you put it that way...  yeah, yeah it does...

[Horab Fibslager]

i was living at a friend's hosue for a few weeks. she was like "i'm getting fat, i  need to get ont eh swan"(she's abou t110 lbs soakign wet) it was hilarious.

i don't watch tv to begin with. i'm kinda pissed about all teh good star trek im missing...

[Hoshiko]

What Not To Wear is cool. I would let someone make fun of my clothes and throw them all away if it meant $5k in a new wardrobe and an expensive fanshy salon trip. And I really want to see the Swan for the horror factor but I never seem to catch it.

And now, my cable is still not available.

I miss Iron Chef. Family Guy. MXC. And TNG. Spike TV in general.

On a positive note, I have gotten alot of stuff done.

[Guido Finucci]

I miss Iron Chef. Family Guy. MXC. And TNG. Spike TV in general.

Is it not cravings such as these for which the Gore gave us the Internet?

[Hoshiko]

Yes indeed. Distraction at it's best.

Right now, for instance, I'm supposed to be working.

-Hoshiko, not working.

"We're gonna have a TV party tonight... all right! Wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work... It's broken! We're gonna miss our favorite shows. No TV party tonight."

[Guido Finucci]

Yes indeed. Distraction at it's best.

As of last week, most of those shows were available from a BitTorrent near you.

[Hoshiko]

I know, but not with my connection they weren't.

You young'uns with your fancy streaming cable connections. Why, back in my day we had to download the pictures seperately and then flip through them really fast, making our own sound effects.

Wait, I still have to do that. And I like it, too, you whippersnapper!

[Guido Finucci]

You young'uns with your fancy streaming cable connections. Why, back in my day we had to download the pictures seperately and then flip through them really fast, making our own sound effects.

Pictures? Bleedin' luxury that is. I lie awake at night sometimes, dreaming of pictures. We have t'pass black and white stones between ourselves and do all the CRC checks in our heads. And if our Da doesn't 'ave 'is porn by dinnertime, he beats us half to death, locks us in a tin shed and makes us spend the night streaming Britney Spears' videos.

[Hoshiko]

Pictures? Bleedin' luxury that is. I lie awake at night sometimes, dreaming of pictures. We have t'pass black and white stones between ourselves and do all the CRC checks in our heads. And if our Da doesn't 'ave 'is porn by dinnertime, he beats us half to death, locks us in a tin shed and makes us spend the night streaming Britney Spears' videos.

CRC checks? I long to be able to do a good CRC check. As it is I have to chew up different kinds of grasses and then weave them into colorful mats to make Hillary Duff videos. If I'm real lucky I find a flint and a stone that I can use to shoot sparks in the back of it for some kind of illumination.

And what I wouldn't give for tin to make a shed.

The youth of teday, I tells ye.