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BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« on: January 31, 2014, 01:46:14 am »
http://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M

CAME 3 TIMES WATCHING THIS, CAN YOU BEAT MY RECORD?

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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 01:54:37 am »
...No thanks; I'm saving it up for the girlfriend.
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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 06:18:28 am »
http://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M

CAME 3 TIMES WATCHING THIS, CAN YOU BEAT MY RECORD?

I have the oddest urge to drink pickle juice after watching that.
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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 06:27:10 am »
HAY GIGGLES! PRON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uVwMYap314
CPD, this will kill the urge.
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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 06:34:42 am »
I forget who posted this, but I think this wins over those two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_6vl4eC2xk
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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 06:47:02 am »
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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2014, 07:21:13 am »
I dunno, I am kind of entranced by the magic of the video in the OP.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2014, 08:10:30 am »
I love this video.

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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2014, 08:57:48 am »
The video in the OP was AWESOME.
But I didn't nut.  :sad:
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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2014, 02:56:53 pm »
The video in the OP was AWESOME.
But I didn't nut.  :sad:

Try harder! I liked"Angela" a lot.

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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2014, 07:22:52 pm »
http://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M

CAME 3 TIMES WATCHING THIS, CAN YOU BEAT MY RECORD?

I watched this and a little part of me died and it was the part that's responsible for jizz :argh!:
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2014, 08:23:09 pm »
http://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M

CAME 3 TIMES WATCHING THIS, CAN YOU BEAT MY RECORD?

I watched this and a little part of me died and it was the part that's responsible for jizz :argh!:

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2014, 11:27:03 pm »
This guy is the wow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGArGyILxFw&list=TLxw0RLLlR9aSCs1v5ahDCS5WhfF-Tg3ks

The wife and I spent a good 30 mins last night watching his videos. Those beats are really good.

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Re: BEHOLD THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2014, 01:31:53 am »
CAME 3 TIMES WATCHING THIS, CAN YOU BEAT MY RECORD?

...No thanks; I'm saving it up for the girlfriend.

But I didn't nut.  :sad:

Careful with exposing more than what's absolutely necessary. The guy @01:40 is an example of exhibitionism going pretty wrong! [There's captions in YT]

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