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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 06:24:38 PM
There are people on Facebook that believe that the US government pays reparations to Black people.

:lulz: or  :horrormirth:

This is the century I asked for.

And the US government gives BIG BUCKS to smudgy immigrants when they arrive so they can start a business, and then they get ALL THE WELFARE so there's nothing left when hardworkin', tax-payin' WATT AMURKINS need help. And all Native Americans get casino money and free college in the US and free gas in Canada.

In fact, they think EVERYBODY gets FREE MONEY for not being THEM, and they - or a white guy they know who has a job, or something - have to foot the bill.



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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 06:49:23 PM
FTR, I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but I cringe whenever I see "autistic" used as a slur or as a synonym for "socially dysfunctional" because there are some autistic people in my life that I care about.

Yeah, you're right,  that one needs to go.

We need a word for F5, F5, F5 x infinity, guys.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 03, 2014, 10:05:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 06:49:23 PM
FTR, I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but I cringe whenever I see "autistic" used as a slur or as a synonym for "socially dysfunctional" because there are some autistic people in my life that I care about.

Yeah, you're right,  that one needs to go.

We need a word for F5, F5, F5 x infinity, guys.

How about "spectator"? or maybe "rubbernecker"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 03, 2014, 10:05:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 06:49:23 PM
FTR, I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but I cringe whenever I see "autistic" used as a slur or as a synonym for "socially dysfunctional" because there are some autistic people in my life that I care about.

Yeah, you're right,  that one needs to go.

We need a word for F5, F5, F5 x infinity, guys.

Using "autistic" like that is completely unacceptable. I'm guilty as charged for using "retard" and "Sped" as a stupid fucking teenager, but I've never heard anyone use autistic in that manner.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

When I was buying shit tons of fabric, someone stole a package off my porch. I think it was the crackhead who lived in the other half of the duplex I was in, at the time. What they wanted with five pounds of 8x8 squares of quilter's cotton, I don't know. Maybe they thought it was drugs because who in this day and age makes quilts?
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 10:22:14 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 03, 2014, 10:05:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 06:49:23 PM
FTR, I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again, but I cringe whenever I see "autistic" used as a slur or as a synonym for "socially dysfunctional" because there are some autistic people in my life that I care about.

Yeah, you're right,  that one needs to go.

We need a word for F5, F5, F5 x infinity, guys.

How about "spectator"? or maybe "rubbernecker"?

"Food tube".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 03, 2014, 10:30:29 PM
When I was buying shit tons of fabric, someone stole a package off my porch. I think it was the crackhead who lived in the other half of the duplex I was in, at the time. What they wanted with five pounds of 8x8 squares of quilter's cotton, I don't know. Maybe they thought it was drugs because who in this day and age makes quilts?

And you and I both know drugs are cheaper.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Suu on February 03, 2014, 10:41:47 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 03, 2014, 10:30:29 PM
When I was buying shit tons of fabric, someone stole a package off my porch. I think it was the crackhead who lived in the other half of the duplex I was in, at the time. What they wanted with five pounds of 8x8 squares of quilter's cotton, I don't know. Maybe they thought it was drugs because who in this day and age makes quilts?

And you and I both know drugs are cheaper.

Ain't that the fucked-up truth?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am trying to redeem my stupid sick day by getting my philosophy homework out of the way, but listening to the instructor drone about statistics is killing my brain.  :argh!:

The good news is that I was talking to FBF and what she thought was food poisoning sounded exactly like the symptoms I have, and it only lasted 24 hours for her. So I might be right as rain by tomorrow. I hope. My exam is rescheduled for 9 am Thursday.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 11:17:35 PM
I am trying to redeem my stupid sick day by getting my philosophy homework out of the way, but listening to the instructor drone about statistics is killing my brain.  :argh!:

The good news is that I was talking to FBF and what she thought was food poisoning sounded exactly like the symptoms I have, and it only lasted 24 hours for her. So I might be right as rain by tomorrow. I hope. My exam is rescheduled for 9 am Thursday.

Hope it is just the 24-hour thing, then!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 03, 2014, 11:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 11:17:35 PM
I am trying to redeem my stupid sick day by getting my philosophy homework out of the way, but listening to the instructor drone about statistics is killing my brain.  :argh!:

The good news is that I was talking to FBF and what she thought was food poisoning sounded exactly like the symptoms I have, and it only lasted 24 hours for her. So I might be right as rain by tomorrow. I hope. My exam is rescheduled for 9 am Thursday.

Hope it is just the 24-hour thing, then!

Thank you! I really do too. Especially since it's going to be hard to recover from this lost day, let alone any more.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Losing a day of school really does suck.

I haven't been feeling fabulous either. I have some kind of upper respiratory situation, but I don't feel "sick," just congested. So I'm wondering if it's triggered from the dust or just differences in environment between RI and NH. Not that there's HUGE climate differences, but the dirt is different, so I'm sure there's some kind of allergen that got in my system. But again, these massive temperature dips aren't good for anyone.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh god nooo, the second lecture of the module is on the scientific method. I wonder if I could just skip this and still do the project correctly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

And the damn thing keeps hanging on me so I have to restart it and find the spot where it left off every three minutes or so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 04, 2014, 12:22:56 AM
And the damn thing keeps hanging on me so I have to restart it and find the spot where it left off every three minutes or so.

O.O Kill it with fire. Lots and lots and lots of fire.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.