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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
So, yeah, I got shingles.  In my left eye.  Who the fuck gets shingles in their EYE?  It's the one place this shit can do real damage.

In any case, I'm on a stack of antvirals, and they're about 95% sure I'll keep my vision in that eye.

Jesus fucking hell.

That reminds me of a medical poster a friend sent me a screenshot of today, but it's NSFW so I can't post it here.

Hope it clears up with no problem, that sucks ass. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 05, 2014, 08:28:43 PM
Quite frankly, I'm confused and relieved that I myself wasn't bear maced at our meeting. Those in your presence not being bear maced at any given point in time is an anomaly. While near you, bear maced is the natural order of a person's existence.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

The guy who writes 'asofterworld' has a book called "We Are Become Pals". The first 23 chapters are here. A fun, super quick read.

http://wearebecomepals.tumblr.com/TOC.html
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

Part 4 of Dishonored is up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCC2P4-P_Vs

Thing is...I'm not sure the video is displaying.  When I try and watch it, I only get the audio, no visuals....except when I go into video editing, when the whole thing is there, as it should be. Can someone click and put my mind at ease that it is in fact showing and that, for whatever reason, my browser is showing me a cached version without video?

If it is just audio, I'll upload again and see what happens.

LMNO

I'll check it out.

I've got both Audio and video.

The in-game audio is super low, though.

Cain

Thanks.  The in-game audio is intended to be pretty low, though I might turn it up a little bit.  I just didnt want to have to be speaking over what is intended to be background music or whatever.

LMNO


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Alty on February 06, 2014, 01:23:01 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 01:20:17 AM
I have become boring. :(

That's excellent!
I have feared becoming so, or feeling bored for a long time. It hasn't really happened to me much until recently. Now the sheer pain of it forces me to find new and different ways to do things, things I was previously afraid to do.

Boredom rocks.

I marked all as read now.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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LMNO

Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2014, 04:45:42 PM
Part 4 of Dishonored is up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCC2P4-P_Vs

Thing is...I'm not sure the video is displaying.  When I try and watch it, I only get the audio, no visuals....except when I go into video editing, when the whole thing is there, as it should be. Can someone click and put my mind at ease that it is in fact showing and that, for whatever reason, my browser is showing me a cached version without video?

If it is just audio, I'll upload again and see what happens.

Ok, the video is freezing up around 8 minutes in.

Cain

Oh, that maybe because I tried to edit some of the visuals, to see if it would make the video appear.

Or it could be because Youtube is run by incompetent monkeys, as whenever I try to view my editing options, I get a 500 Internal Server error.

LMNO


Cain


Junkenstein

Quick test, it's working for me. No glitches or stalls beyond normal youtube buffering.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

I just purchased liability insurance for yoga. It was super fucking easy!

:noodledance:

Now to put togther a basic program for uptight jerkfaces! I will focus on the slow, gentle reintroduction to your stiff and aging meatsack.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

The boyfriend got his birth cert from New York like a day after he called for it. This is awesome, except that he neglected to tell me, so I've been calling New Hampshire for marriage info for the last couple of days, giving him updates, and he's been laughing to himself. He does this. He loves pulling quiet pranks on me.

Either way, marriage is back on in Rhode Island officiated by Deacon Richter. Unfortunately I think it's going to have to take place on Valentine's Day, since he can't get down here early enough tomorrow to procure the license. :crankey: Well played, boyfiend (typo on purpose,) well-fucking-played.

...This one deserves payback. 
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."