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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#195
February 05, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
So, yeah, I got shingles.  In my left eye.  Who the fuck gets shingles in their EYE?  It's the one place this shit can do real damage.

In any case, I'm on a stack of antvirals, and they're about 95% sure I'll keep my vision in that eye.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#196
February 05, 2014, 01:39:11 PM
I made the mistake of googling that.

Jesus fuck, that's horrifying.

Hope it gets better before damage sets in.

Junkenstein

#197
February 05, 2014, 01:48:58 PM
Tucson has clearly decided you've seen too much so must be blinded.


Things I learnt today : Underground car parks can act as astonishingly good speakers. I found this out with a scratched Thrill Kill Kult CD. A 20/30 second silent intro is just about long enough to make me forget i'm listening to music with the volume set at max.

Opening the door and having "JESUS IS IN THE HOUSE" boom out and echo is probably the most fun I'm getting today. 

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#198
February 05, 2014, 02:10:23 PM
Damn, seconding LMNO's words.

Cain

#199
February 05, 2014, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 05, 2014, 01:29:29 PM
Cool.  Let me know when it's up.  Work is slow, anyway.

Will probably be five hours from now, give or take. 

Also, I commit what looks like a gratuitous act of brazen murder in this episode.  But he was asking for it.  And it's kinda a mercy killing, anyway.  Its not plot important, so no vote, but the all powerful Murder Knife making it's first appearance is always cause for celebration.

Suu

#200
February 05, 2014, 02:34:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
So, yeah, I got shingles.  In my left eye.  Who the fuck gets shingles in their EYE?  It's the one place this shit can do real damage.

In any case, I'm on a stack of antvirals, and they're about 95% sure I'll keep my vision in that eye.

Jesus Fuck, it's a good thing you went to the doctor.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#201
February 05, 2014, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 05, 2014, 02:34:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
So, yeah, I got shingles.  In my left eye.  Who the fuck gets shingles in their EYE?  It's the one place this shit can do real damage.

In any case, I'm on a stack of antvirals, and they're about 95% sure I'll keep my vision in that eye.

Jesus Fuck, it's a good thing you went to the doctor.

When the white of my left eye flooded with blood, I figured I better.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#202
February 05, 2014, 03:23:45 PM
For what it's worth, this is one of the best time for selfies to post on FB.

REAL, UP-CLOSE SELFIES.

The Good Reverend Roger

#203
February 05, 2014, 04:03:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 05, 2014, 03:23:45 PM
For what it's worth, this is one of the best time for selfies to post on FB.

REAL, UP-CLOSE SELFIES.

Could do it here, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#204
February 05, 2014, 04:06:13 PM
I'm up for seeing an infected, blood filled eye.  Even though I know I have a terrible squeamishness about things happening to anyone's eyes, and will almost certainly regret it.

Nephew Twiddleton

#205
February 05, 2014, 04:50:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:06:13 PM
I'm up for seeing an infected, blood filled eye.  Even though I know I have a terrible squeamishness about things happening to anyone's eyes, and will almost certainly regret it.

Same here.

Also, hope you're not one of the 5%, Roger.
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#206
February 05, 2014, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
So, yeah, I got shingles.  In my left eye.  Who the fuck gets shingles in their EYE?  It's the one place this shit can do real damage.

In any case, I'm on a stack of antvirals, and they're about 95% sure I'll keep my vision in that eye.

That is something special right there. Hope it heals up quick!
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#207
February 05, 2014, 05:33:15 PM
Yiiiii, I didn't even know that was possible.  :x
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Salty

#208
February 05, 2014, 07:52:41 PM
As I sat down at the back of a bus, I unshouldered by bag and sat down, the bag caught the release on my bear mace. I started shouting GO GO GO, and some poor woman caught a bunch in the face.  :sad:

Eveyone got off, and I got a lot of nasty looks as I apologized. Called a cab and took the lady to.the ER. The only reason I wont pay for it is she is Native Alaskan and it's free.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#209
February 05, 2014, 07:55:10 PM
You can mace Alaskan Natives at no charge whatsoever?  Truly, America is the land of the free.
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