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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Suu

#525
May 09, 2014, 07:51:50 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Hang on, screenshots incoming!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#526
May 09, 2014, 07:58:09 PM
*waits patiently*
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#527
May 09, 2014, 08:06:46 PM


Stupid Imgur wasn't loading. I'm waiting for a response now.  :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#528
May 09, 2014, 08:12:01 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#529
May 09, 2014, 08:15:53 PM
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:12:01 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH



TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY.

Because we all know that Christians don't Luke 10:7.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#530
May 09, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
You sir, are a scholar, and a gentleman. Thank you for making my day.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#531
May 09, 2014, 08:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
You sir, are a scholar, and a gentleman. Thank you for making my day.

You know, most Christians I know don't actually worship Christ.  I think they may be worshiping something horrible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#532
May 09, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
Also, her English usage made it easy to vent bile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#533
May 09, 2014, 08:24:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
Also, her English usage made it easy to vent bile.

I no, rite?!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Suu

#534
May 09, 2014, 08:29:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 08:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
You sir, are a scholar, and a gentleman. Thank you for making my day.

You know, most Christians I know don't actually worship Christ.  I think they may be worshiping something horrible.

They seem to be missing the fucking point 99.9% of the time. The other 1% is "Jesus".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
Also, her English usage made it easy to vent bile.

This shit is coming par for the course. Though I will admit that the majority, vast majority, of my customers are well spoken folks who are willing to pay me without question.

Then, there's our friend Mary. Or the constant "charities" that are asking for free things from my friend Jacqueline who does machine embroidery on Etsy.

"Can you make a donation to our gift basket please? We're the International Coalition of Soccer Moms Who Really Just Don't Want to Pay for Things Ever, and this is going to a silent auction to benefit Nothing in Particular."

Her response is always, "Sorry, I already made my donated allotments this month. If you like, I can sell it to you for your auction, though. Full price."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#535
May 09, 2014, 08:33:25 PM
On my way to fancy-pants Seattle town, now! Have fun, PD!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

The Good Reverend Roger

#536
May 09, 2014, 08:34:18 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 09, 2014, 08:24:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
Also, her English usage made it easy to vent bile.

I no, rite?!

your taking the piss, rite?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#537
May 09, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
u wot, m8?


"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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EK WAFFLR

#538
May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.


"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#539
May 09, 2014, 10:47:49 PM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.

:(
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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