Help me write a nostalgia forward for Facebook.

[Eater of Clowns]

Fuck Nigel made it hard for me.

ahem.

[Junkenstein]

Fuck Nigel made it hard for me.

ahem.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fuck Nigel made it hard for me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck Nigel made it hard for me.

[Ben Shapiro]

I REGRET NOTHING! NOTHING I SAY!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

There was a set of terrible nostalgia macros we did a while back, too.

Remember when polio and small pox were things?
Remember when refrigeration didn't exist and foods rotted in days?
Remember when we used leaded gasoline and the resulting brain damage in our children caused the greatest spike in crime rates in US history?
Remember when children worked in mines and textile mills?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Remember when children worked in mines and textile mills?

This is now considered openly to be a positive thing by a good chunk of the right.

[Suu]

Remember when marijuana was illegal in all 50 states?

[Cain]

Remember when the CIA was secretly running over 800 media outlets and boasted of "owning" journalists for The New York Times, Newsweek and CBS?

Remember when an illegal death squad program in Vietnam killed enough people that their blood could fill 8 Olympic size swimming pools?

Remember when the FBI pretended the Mafia never existed?

Remember when Nixon and Reagan made friendly with WWII war criminals?

Remember when JFK's daddy bought him a Presidency with Mob money?

[Ben Shapiro]

Remember when children worked in mines and textile mills?

This is now considered openly to be a positive thing by a good chunk of the right.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

[Junkenstein]

Remember when the CIA was secretly running over 800 media outlets and boasted of "owning" journalists for The New York Times, Newsweek and CBS?

Remember when an illegal death squad program in Vietnam killed enough people that their blood could fill 8 Olympic size swimming pools?

Remember when the FBI pretended the Mafia never existed?

Remember when Nixon and Reagan made friendly with WWII war criminals?

Remember when JFK's daddy bought him a Presidency with Mob money?

Remember when the CIA sold crack to fund Freedom?

Remember when the USA tested chemical weapons on it's own troops?

Remember when you could hit you kid with a closed fist?

Remember when people believed that she fell down the stairs?

Remember when you could chain smoke on a plane?

[Reginald Ret]

Remember when you could hit you kid with a closed fist?

Remember when people believed that she fell down the stairs?

These need to expanded on and repeated in 50 different forms.
Some points need to be driven home.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Remember when they didn't sugar-coat race-mixing by calling it "diversity?"

Remember when it was illegal for blacks and whites to marry?

Remember when nobody got all offended when you referred to them Chinese as "Chinks"?

Remember when the man was the lord of the house, and nobody minded if he disciplined his wife when she got out of line?

Remember when you had to have proof of cause to justify divorce to the court in order to be granted one?

[Junkenstein]

Remember when abortionists only worked out of back alleys?

Remember when you could smoke in hospitals?

Remember when you could persecute a woman because she's pregnant and single?

Remember when people from Pakistan took ALL the jobs? Before the Polish people did?

Remember when we claimed countries had WMD's for fun?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Remember when you had to pay the BLM to graze cattle on public land?