Help me write a nostalgia forward for Facebook.

[Junkenstein]

Seconding that. The world needs more of these.

[Suu]

Remember when those Micks and Wops* were the ones stealing America's jobs?



*ethnic slurs can be changed to something less hateful, of course, but I think it gets the point across better.  I was just told by a Teatard that anyone who was born of an illegal going up to 3 generations should get deported. I was all like, "BYE." And he looked perplexed. Apparently illegals only come in the smudgy skin style from Mexico, and not from Europe 100 years ago.

[Ben Shapiro]

Remember when those Micks and Wops* were the ones stealing America's jobs?



*ethnic slurs can be changed to something less hateful, of course, but I think it gets the point across better.  I was just told by a Teatard that anyone who was born of an illegal going up to 3 generations should get deported. I was all like, "BYE." And he looked perplexed. Apparently illegals only come in the smudgy skin style from Mexico, and not from Europe 100 years ago.

<3 The next asshole who tells I shouldn't use wetback in context gets kicked in the teeth. I think being called it enough times in my life I've earned the right to say it. But fuck me right?!?!

[Suu]

Remember when those Micks and Wops* were the ones stealing America's jobs?



*ethnic slurs can be changed to something less hateful, of course, but I think it gets the point across better.  I was just told by a Teatard that anyone who was born of an illegal going up to 3 generations should get deported. I was all like, "BYE." And he looked perplexed. Apparently illegals only come in the smudgy skin style from Mexico, and not from Europe 100 years ago.

<3 The next asshole who tells I shouldn't use wetback in context gets kicked in the teeth. I think being called it enough times in my life I've earned the right to say it. But fuck me right?!?!

You're talking to a half-breed Gaelic-Garlic McDago that's the great-granddaughter of an illegal immigrant who came over from Sicily to escape the mafia. According to New York in the 1930s, I'm the worst kind of person, because somebody let the Irish and Italians breed together. Funny how in the 80s, nobody gave a fuck anymore. Nobody will give a fuck about the Hispanic immigrants once the next big thing comes in. Like Aliens.

[Ben Shapiro]

Remember when those Micks and Wops* were the ones stealing America's jobs?



*ethnic slurs can be changed to something less hateful, of course, but I think it gets the point across better.  I was just told by a Teatard that anyone who was born of an illegal going up to 3 generations should get deported. I was all like, "BYE." And he looked perplexed. Apparently illegals only come in the smudgy skin style from Mexico, and not from Europe 100 years ago.

<3 The next asshole who tells I shouldn't use wetback in context gets kicked in the teeth. I think being called it enough times in my life I've earned the right to say it. But fuck me right?!?!

You're talking to a half-breed Gaelic-Garlic McDago that's the great-granddaughter of an illegal immigrant who came over from Sicily to escape the mafia. According to New York in the 1930s, I'm the worst kind of person, because somebody let the Irish and Italians breed together. Funny how in the 80s, nobody gave a fuck anymore. Nobody will give a fuck about the Hispanic immigrants once the next big thing comes in. Like Aliens.

BECAUSE YOU EAT ALL THE PIZZA, AND DRINK ALL THE BEER!

[Suu]

Remember when those Micks and Wops* were the ones stealing America's jobs?



*ethnic slurs can be changed to something less hateful, of course, but I think it gets the point across better.  I was just told by a Teatard that anyone who was born of an illegal going up to 3 generations should get deported. I was all like, "BYE." And he looked perplexed. Apparently illegals only come in the smudgy skin style from Mexico, and not from Europe 100 years ago.

<3 The next asshole who tells I shouldn't use wetback in context gets kicked in the teeth. I think being called it enough times in my life I've earned the right to say it. But fuck me right?!?!

You're talking to a half-breed Gaelic-Garlic McDago that's the great-granddaughter of an illegal immigrant who came over from Sicily to escape the mafia. According to New York in the 1930s, I'm the worst kind of person, because somebody let the Irish and Italians breed together. Funny how in the 80s, nobody gave a fuck anymore. Nobody will give a fuck about the Hispanic immigrants once the next big thing comes in. Like Aliens.

BECAUSE YOU EAT ALL THE PIZZA, AND DRINK ALL THE BEER!

YOU GODDAMN RIGHT.