Greyface/Cabbage Question

[LMNO]

After all, we are the Worst Forum On The Internet.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ah. He mentioned evangelical Christianity so I figured he was talking about similar.

[Junkenstein]

Horseshit. We're the respectable people. We respect you unique and totally original mindsets and quips with neither scorn nor sneer. We respect your bold new vision of the way we should all be and we totally agree that all right thinking people think just like you, right? This is where new horizons are explored without mockery and the only true crime is heel digging and screeching. We're so full of respect, that this floweth over unto YOU THE CONSUMER and with this overfloweth gain the privilege to understand you can best reciprocate this respect by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Horseshit. We're the respectable people. We respect you unique and totally original mindsets and quips with neither scorn nor sneer. We respect your bold new vision of the way we should all be and we totally agree that all right thinking people think just like you, right? This is where new horizons are explored without mockery and the only true crime is heel digging and screeching. We're so full of respect, that this floweth over unto YOU THE CONSUMER and with this overfloweth gain the privilege to understand you can best reciprocate this respect by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

We're the Silencer People.  We Silence dangerous thoughts and speech.  Back in your grandfather's day, this was done with rubber truncheons and pliers, but IN THE MODERN WORLD, we use market forces and indoctrination.  No more unslightly blood stains!  Instead, we merely teach those who can't live with Jello Mold A (standard model) to live with Jello Mold B (non-conformist model) or even train them to babble nonsense (pineal gland model) so that un-good ideas are lost in the cacophony.   Who are we?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I assumed he meant how everyone on the internet hates us.

That's only common sense.  They should hate us.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We're the Terminal City people.  We terminate your cities.  You ever notice how some city airports don't actually support connecting flights (Looking at you, Providence & Tucson)?  Every flight stops there.  And there you are, in Terminal City.  Your prognosis isn't good...But would you WANT it to be, when you think about it?  We are the uncontrolled cell division specialists.  We started out somewhere fairly harmless, but we are everywhere now.  Who are we?

roger, im pretty sure you're the mural at the denver international airport.

or would you rather be the red eyed horsey? they are, you know....endowed....
and the sculptor even got killed by it!
all kinds of stuff to work with there. 

Did this make any sense to you when you wrote it?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So I really have a question for everyone....

I'm new.

Why do people hate discordia so much? I had an easier time when i was an evangelical non demonational christian going around the supermarket/outfield with my bible.

Shouldn't people at least embrace discord on a superficial level?

Does Crowley just get hype because he's a good chess player?

Who are we?  We're the Discordia People.  We put our Discordia into your country, using Grandfather's old-fashioned techniques.  We are the leg-sawyers.  We saw the legs off, hand-crafting apocalypse so that you get VALUE for your dollar.  Try this little test:  Look at our competitor's product.  You can't.  Because there's a black bag over your head, and you're in the back of a police van.  Now look at our product.  You can't.  Because you've pulled your eyeballs out of your head and the Skinsaw Queen has woven them into her cloak.  See the difference?  Well, perhaps that last bit was a poor choice of words.  Who are we?

sometimes that comes off as a bit contrarian i feel.
it seems the ego wants to see itself as iron sharpening iron, but sometimes you're just a dip in the cool water. 
or some jerk trying to rip of the blacksmith for a gold piece.

I don't speak your quaint language.  Sorry.

[hooplala]

I assumed he meant how everyone on the internet hates us.

That's only common sense.  They should hate us.

Oh, I'm definitely hatable.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Why the fuck would anyone want to "sell discordia" to others? Isn't Discordia a weapon used to reduce your enemies to a smouldering heap of ruined humanity, or am I doing it wrong? 

[Junkenstein]

Yes, you're supposed to extract currency at the same time you see.

Sort of like a mugging.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why the fuck would anyone want to "sell discordia" to others? Isn't Discordia a weapon used to reduce your enemies to a smouldering heap of ruined humanity, or am I doing it wrong? 

You can't do it wrong.

My Discordia is different from your Discordia which is different from Hoop's Discordia.  The only difference is that my Discordia is inherently superior to both of yours, on account of it's MINE and I really like and approve of me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I assumed he meant how everyone on the internet hates us.

That's only common sense.  They should hate us.

Oh, I'm definitely hatable.

If we are doing things properly, the right and left should band up to STOMP US FLAT.  They won't succeed, of course, because they are DUMB, but they should TRY.  Or admit that they are no longer the most fit monkey.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Why the fuck would anyone want to "sell discordia" to others? Isn't Discordia a weapon used to reduce your enemies to a smouldering heap of ruined humanity, or am I doing it wrong? 

You can't do it wrong.

My Discordia is different from your Discordia which is different from Hoop's Discordia.  The only difference is that my Discordia is inherently superior to both of yours, on account of it's MINE and I really like and approve of me.

Bullshit! My discordia contains 3 of the most dangerous transfats and a volume knob that goes up to 12.  My discordia does 0-60 in less than 2 secs and will not slow back down, even on impact. My discordia is mutagenic, has no known antigen and is available through over 100 infection vectors, including airborne, anal and bluetooth. My discordia has no known melting point and becomes violent at room temperature. My discordia has a subtle bouquet, reminiscent of VX, with a subtle hint of Zyklon-B. My discordia is unbeaten in over twenty olympic events and holds Guinness world records for most deadly biohazard, highest altitude unmanned flight and most people ever fit inside a Mini Cooper.

Your discordia is a pale imitation mine! 

[Junkenstein]

Horseshit. We're the respectable people. We respect you unique and totally original mindsets and quips with neither scorn nor sneer. We respect your bold new vision of the way we should all be and we totally agree that all right thinking people think just like you, right? This is where new horizons are explored without mockery and the only true crime is heel digging and screeching. We're so full of respect, that this floweth over unto YOU THE CONSUMER and with this overfloweth gain the privilege to understand you can best reciprocate this respect by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

We're the Silencer People.  We Silence dangerous thoughts and speech.  Back in your grandfather's day, this was done with rubber truncheons and pliers, but IN THE MODERN WORLD, we use market forces and indoctrination.  No more unslightly blood stains!  Instead, we merely teach those who can't live with Jello Mold A (standard model) to live with Jello Mold B (non-conformist model) or even train them to babble nonsense (pineal gland model) so that un-good ideas are lost in the cacophony.   Who are we?

We are the Arbiters. You seek our attention and scream for your wild and crazy ways to be noted. We dispense validation to the worthy and disdain to wastrels. We are the people you seek to impress because there might just be more to this whole thing after all. We are the holders of ancient truths and the horrible wisdom of the ages. We are people who desperately want you to impress us and show yourself as biped and we are the people who are never surprised when this fails to happen. And we are not amused by your dull antics.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why the fuck would anyone want to "sell discordia" to others? Isn't Discordia a weapon used to reduce your enemies to a smouldering heap of ruined humanity, or am I doing it wrong? 

You can't do it wrong.

My Discordia is different from your Discordia which is different from Hoop's Discordia.  The only difference is that my Discordia is inherently superior to both of yours, on account of it's MINE and I really like and approve of me.

Bullshit! My discordia contains 3 of the most dangerous transfats and a volume knob that goes up to 12.  My discordia does 0-60 in less than 2 secs and will not slow back down, even on impact. My discordia is mutagenic, has no known antigen and is available through over 100 infection vectors, including airborne, anal and bluetooth. My discordia has no known melting point and becomes violent at room temperature. My discordia has a subtle bouquet, reminiscent of VX, with a subtle hint of Zyklon-B. My discordia is unbeaten in over twenty olympic events and holds Guinness world records for most deadly biohazard, highest altitude unmanned flight and most people ever fit inside a Mini Cooper.

Your discordia is a pale imitation mine! 

My Discordia gets attacked by hornets on a more or less regular basis.  My Discordia doesn't hit the brakes in Reddington Pass.  My Discordia is up for any program.  My Discordia is rather fetching.  My Discordia brings all the boys to the yard.  My Discordia does its little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk, yeah.  My Discordia dances, despite having no skill or aptitude for said dancing.  My Discordia enrages the Mike.