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NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)

Started by Doktor Howl, October 21, 2014, 05:50:26 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
November 26, 2014, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:07:49 PM


"Chicken flavor"

I'm so alone.

:lulz: I have seen that in person. In fact, one of my housemates used to buy it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
November 26, 2014, 03:12:44 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 25, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.

Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#32
November 26, 2014, 12:12:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2014, 03:12:44 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 25, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.

Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.

These kinds of posts are why I can never leave PD.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
November 26, 2014, 01:55:43 PM
 :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#34
December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM


NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

#35
December 03, 2014, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM


NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.

Doktor Howl

#36
December 03, 2014, 03:57:50 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2014, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM


NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.

JESUS GLORY HOLE.

STOP.  JUST STOP.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
December 03, 2014, 03:58:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM


NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

AND I THINK TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
December 03, 2014, 04:00:02 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2014, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM


NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.

Thus inventing the pedophile Jesus glory hole.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#39
December 03, 2014, 05:40:48 PM
I'd fap to it.

P3nt would fap to it.

Doktor Howl

#40
December 14, 2014, 04:44:30 AM
Molon Lube

President Television

#41
December 14, 2014, 02:37:26 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
December 14, 2014, 03:51:55 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#43
December 22, 2014, 02:34:50 PM
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
December 22, 2014, 02:36:12 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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