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[Cain]

Everyone in this country is retarded.  Temperatures are minus five degrees celsius?  Oh no, I better panic buy BREAD AND MILK.

I "panic" bought some extremely cheap Irish cream.  Now those idiots will freeze to death, surrounded by bread and milk, while I enjoy nice, hot cups of coffee with a dash of Irish cream, because I understand the correct response to cold temperatures is layers and minimising exposure, not panic buying shit.

Besides, we're all going to die of Ebola anyway.  I saw it in the newspapers.

[LMNO]

Cain, in response, i most post this obligatory link:  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU


Stupid is international.

[Cain]

   I'm glad to see it's not just this country.  But still, at least in America and Canada you have actual snow.  Here, we have like an inch of snow, max.  Or, in the case of where I am now, a heavy coating of frost.

[Doktor Howl]

I occasionally wonder if I'm maybe getting in a little over my head with this job.

But then I pour another cup of joe and stop worrying about it.  This is the only time in my life where shit has gotten close to being weird enough for me.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxeBMWNOq3cBaGU5OE1vbU1pcXpLZGtMUTNTb2VyMUtoN1VF/edit

For Nigel and Roger.

[Doktor Howl]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxeBMWNOq3cBaGU5OE1vbU1pcXpLZGtMUTNTb2VyMUtoN1VF/edit

For Nigel and Roger.

Access denied.  I requested access, you'll have to grant it.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

DONE

ALSO HAPPY 2015 BELGIAN SPAGS.

[Cain]

MUST...STOP....TROLLING....WHINY..."NOT ENOUGH ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LI'S IN INQUISITION THREADS" ON BSN...FINISH...ESSAY...INSTEAD.

Oh internet, why must you provide so many target rich environments?

[Doktor Howl]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxeBMWNOq3cBaGU5OE1vbU1pcXpLZGtMUTNTb2VyMUtoN1VF/edit

For Nigel and Roger.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

rockin that shit like eric idle yo

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MUST...STOP....TROLLING....WHINY..."NOT ENOUGH ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LI'S IN INQUISITION THREADS" ON BSN...FINISH...ESSAY...INSTEAD.

Oh internet, why must you provide so many target rich environments?

[Cain]

For the sake of completeness, these are the desperately ugly pixels that have these people up in arms:

[Doktor Howl]

For the sake of completeness, these are the desperately ugly pixels that have these people up in arms:

A bit young for my blood, but those chicks are hot.  What the hell are they on about?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Looks like they're having a hard time dealing with life in the uncanny valley? They ought to go back to masturbating to hentai and leave digital near perfection to us hardened perverts 

[LMNO]

I would hit that with many ones and zeros.