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[Doktor Howl]

Last night I met a nuclear physics major who pronounced "nuclear" "nucular" and hated chemistry and biology because it involves "too much memorization". Now, I understand where he's coming from with regards to biology, it's a complicated clusterfuck of almost totally arbitrary nomenclature and intricate processes. But chemistry? IT'S ALL ELECTRON BEHAVIOR. If you can understand electron behavior, you can understand chemistry. When I pointed this out, he said "Yeah, I don't know very much about electrons, I'm more interested in the nucleus". He then proceeded to tell me how he did A work but got a C because the professor didn't like him.

This man wants to work in nuclear power. We should all be afraid.

This is where Mike the Engineer comes from.  Throw him in the river.

[Doktor Howl]

OH OH OH also I forgot until just now that he was telling me that Oregon wind farms only produce 1% of our power (it's actually over 12%) and that they kill 3000 bald eagles a year. Also that wind farms are changing weather patterns.

I really wanted to say "I think you got a C because you seem to be incapable of fact-checking", but I didn't. Instead I played wide-eyed, naive and interested, in the hopes of getting him to bray some more stupid.

There are only about 9000 bald eagles in existence.  And unless you're building the windmills on the ocean or in lakes, they won't be too many hanging about.

[Doktor Howl]

OH OH OH also I forgot until just now that he was telling me that Oregon wind farms only produce 1% of our power (it's actually over 12%) and that they kill 3000 bald eagles a year. Also that wind farms are changing weather patterns.

I really wanted to say "I think you got a C because you seem to be incapable of fact-checking", but I didn't. Instead I played wide-eyed, naive and interested, in the hopes of getting him to bray some more stupid.

I assume you are capable of this because you already have your dick up everyone's asses? Because I would be having a hard time not trying to plant my foot up this guy's.

I have almost unlimited capacity for egging idiots on in pursuit of entertainment.

I can vouch for this.

LOVE BULLETS

[Pæs]

Hi spags! How are we all?

I'm working this crazy new job where I break into all sorts of cool tech and then don't get to brag about it because there are enough NDAs and confidentiality agreements that I have a fort in my house built entirely out of paperwork. Been at it for four months or so and it's pretty fucking sweet.

[Doktor Howl]

Hi spags! How are we all?

I'm working this crazy new job where I break into all sorts of cool tech and then don't get to brag about it because there are enough NDAs and confidentiality agreements that I have a fort in my house built entirely out of paperwork. Been at it for four months or so and it's pretty fucking sweet.

Awesome.

By the way, The Paesors is going on smashwords, shortly.

[Pæs]

Hi spags! How are we all?

I'm working this crazy new job where I break into all sorts of cool tech and then don't get to brag about it because there are enough NDAs and confidentiality agreements that I have a fort in my house built entirely out of paperwork. Been at it for four months or so and it's pretty fucking sweet.

Awesome.

By the way, The Paesors is going on smashwords, shortly.

I would gibber with anticipation but Senora stapled my gibberers together.

[Doktor Howl]

Hi spags! How are we all?

I'm working this crazy new job where I break into all sorts of cool tech and then don't get to brag about it because there are enough NDAs and confidentiality agreements that I have a fort in my house built entirely out of paperwork. Been at it for four months or so and it's pretty fucking sweet.

Awesome.

By the way, The Paesors is going on smashwords, shortly.

I would gibber with anticipation but Senora stapled my gibberers together.

I'm not charging for it.  It will be a free kindle/nook download.

After FOUR (4) fuckups at the printers, Little Orange will also be smashwords.

[Doktor Howl]

WTF, NIGEL?  WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS DOING IN PORTLAND?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH OH OH also I forgot until just now that he was telling me that Oregon wind farms only produce 1% of our power (it's actually over 12%) and that they kill 3000 bald eagles a year. Also that wind farms are changing weather patterns.

I really wanted to say "I think you got a C because you seem to be incapable of fact-checking", but I didn't. Instead I played wide-eyed, naive and interested, in the hopes of getting him to bray some more stupid.

I assume you are capable of this because you already have your dick up everyone's asses? Because I would be having a hard time not trying to plant my foot up this guy's.

I have almost unlimited capacity for egging idiots on in pursuit of entertainment.

I can vouch for this.

LOVE BULLETS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH OH OH also I forgot until just now that he was telling me that Oregon wind farms only produce 1% of our power (it's actually over 12%) and that they kill 3000 bald eagles a year. Also that wind farms are changing weather patterns.

I really wanted to say "I think you got a C because you seem to be incapable of fact-checking", but I didn't. Instead I played wide-eyed, naive and interested, in the hopes of getting him to bray some more stupid.

There are only about 9000 bald eagles in existence.  And unless you're building the windmills on the ocean or in lakes, they won't be too many hanging about.

We build ours in the desert. Which, of course, are known for their high concentrations of bald eagles. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WTF, NIGEL?  WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS DOING IN PORTLAND?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM

DON'T JUDGE. YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE HERE.

[Doktor Howl]

WTF, NIGEL?  WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS DOING IN PORTLAND?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM

DON'T JUDGE. YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE HERE.

I WAS THERE AND I DID.  I AM NAKED AND ASHAMED.

[Doktor Howl]

OH OH OH also I forgot until just now that he was telling me that Oregon wind farms only produce 1% of our power (it's actually over 12%) and that they kill 3000 bald eagles a year. Also that wind farms are changing weather patterns.

I really wanted to say "I think you got a C because you seem to be incapable of fact-checking", but I didn't. Instead I played wide-eyed, naive and interested, in the hopes of getting him to bray some more stupid.

There are only about 9000 bald eagles in existence.  And unless you're building the windmills on the ocean or in lakes, they won't be too many hanging about.

We build ours in the desert. Which, of course, are known for their high concentrations of bald eagles. 

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one, here in Tucson.  They're like fucking mosquitoes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WTF, NIGEL?  WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS DOING IN PORTLAND?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM

DON'T JUDGE. YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING IF YOU WERE HERE.

I WAS THERE AND I DID.  I AM NAKED AND ASHAMED.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH OH OH also I forgot until just now that he was telling me that Oregon wind farms only produce 1% of our power (it's actually over 12%) and that they kill 3000 bald eagles a year. Also that wind farms are changing weather patterns.

I really wanted to say "I think you got a C because you seem to be incapable of fact-checking", but I didn't. Instead I played wide-eyed, naive and interested, in the hopes of getting him to bray some more stupid.

There are only about 9000 bald eagles in existence.  And unless you're building the windmills on the ocean or in lakes, they won't be too many hanging about.

We build ours in the desert. Which, of course, are known for their high concentrations of bald eagles. 

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one, here in Tucson.  They're like fucking mosquitoes.

I noticed that in Death Valley, too. Thicker than a swarm of bees up by the old borax mine.