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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Abbot Mythos

#405
January 13, 2017, 12:24:51 PM
Remember: Golden showers conserve water.

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#406
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#407
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#408
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CNN will be serving santorum.

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#409
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Lies are now 'alternative facts'.

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#410
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#411
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A life of quiet desperation.

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#412
January 31, 2017, 05:42:57 AM
We have chosen the end.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Abbot Mythos

#413
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The End of Days nears.

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#414
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Church and State will merge.
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#415
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#416
February 07, 2017, 01:04:29 AM
Believing is easier than thinking.

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#417
February 07, 2017, 02:57:19 AM
The apocalypse was somewhat metaphysical.

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#418
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turns out we're already dead.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

minuspace

#419
February 07, 2017, 07:09:51 AM
 Brains are our daily bread.
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