Five word horror

Abbot Mythos · January 13, 2017, 12:24:51 PM

Remember: Golden showers conserve water.

Abbot Mythos · January 18, 2017, 08:13:51 PM

Golden showers freshen inauguration flowers.

minuspace · January 18, 2017, 11:32:20 PM

Reason dies of autoerotic asphyxiation.

Abbot Mythos · January 19, 2017, 12:19:33 AM

CNN will be serving santorum.

Abbot Mythos · January 23, 2017, 04:45:43 PM

Lies are now 'alternative facts'.

Abbot Mythos · January 25, 2017, 05:23:05 AM

I thought 1984 was fiction.

Abbot Mythos · January 31, 2017, 04:36:07 AM

A life of quiet desperation.

tyrannosaurus vex · January 31, 2017, 05:42:57 AM

We have chosen the end.

Abbot Mythos · February 02, 2017, 03:16:06 PM

The End of Days nears.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel · February 02, 2017, 05:13:25 PM

Church and State will merge.

Q. G. Pennyworth · February 02, 2017, 05:14:50 PM

Pitchforks and torches didn't work.

Abbot Mythos · February 07, 2017, 01:04:29 AM

Believing is easier than thinking.

minuspace · February 07, 2017, 02:57:19 AM

The apocalypse was somewhat metaphysical.

tyrannosaurus vex · February 07, 2017, 03:23:20 AM

turns out we're already dead.

minuspace · February 07, 2017, 07:09:51 AM

Brains are our daily bread.

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