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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Abbot Mythos

#405
January 13, 2017, 12:24:51 PM
Remember: Golden showers conserve water.

Abbot Mythos

#406
January 18, 2017, 08:13:51 PM
Golden showers freshen inauguration flowers.

minuspace

#407
January 18, 2017, 11:32:20 PM
Reason dies of autoerotic asphyxiation.

Abbot Mythos

#408
January 19, 2017, 12:19:33 AM
CNN will be serving santorum.

Abbot Mythos

#409
January 23, 2017, 04:45:43 PM
Lies are now 'alternative facts'.

Abbot Mythos

#410
January 25, 2017, 05:23:05 AM
I thought 1984 was fiction.

Abbot Mythos

#411
January 31, 2017, 04:36:07 AM
A life of quiet desperation.

tyrannosaurus vex

#412
January 31, 2017, 05:42:57 AM
We have chosen the end.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Abbot Mythos

#413
February 02, 2017, 03:16:06 PM
The End of Days nears.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#414
February 02, 2017, 05:13:25 PM
Church and State will merge.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#415
February 02, 2017, 05:14:50 PM
Pitchforks and torches didn't work.

Abbot Mythos

#416
February 07, 2017, 01:04:29 AM
Believing is easier than thinking.

minuspace

#417
February 07, 2017, 02:57:19 AM
The apocalypse was somewhat metaphysical.

tyrannosaurus vex

#418
February 07, 2017, 03:23:20 AM
turns out we're already dead.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

minuspace

#419
February 07, 2017, 07:09:51 AM
 Brains are our daily bread.
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