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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #600 on: July 28, 2018, 02:45:13 am »
 Synchronized Remote Controled Rapture Combine
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #601 on: July 28, 2018, 02:52:04 am »
There is power in ignorance.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #602 on: July 30, 2018, 11:47:50 am »
Going from SNAFU to FUBAR.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #603 on: August 03, 2018, 04:09:27 pm »
Trumpistan declares independence from reality.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #604 on: August 04, 2018, 02:58:38 am »
IT meets The Sorceror's Apprentice
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #605 on: August 07, 2018, 09:43:19 am »
So how many fingers then?
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #606 on: August 11, 2018, 12:46:10 pm »
Deep instant replay, invariable forever
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #607 on: August 13, 2018, 07:12:15 pm »
Optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #608 on: August 15, 2018, 11:46:47 am »
 Hey there, back it up.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #609 on: August 16, 2018, 04:52:01 pm »
The moon landings found buildings.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #610 on: August 19, 2018, 09:10:10 pm »
Republicultist™ says, “Truth isn’t truth.”

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #611 on: August 19, 2018, 09:28:02 pm »
Republicultist™ says, “Truth isn’t truth.”

That was amazing, even for Rudy.  Nobody ever gets to make fun of Clinton's "definition of 'is'" ever again.
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Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #612 on: August 19, 2018, 10:14:29 pm »
Republicultist™ says, “Truth isn’t truth.”

That was amazing, even for Rudy.  Nobody ever gets to make fun of Clinton's "definition of 'is'" ever again.

Some horror stories write themselves.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #613 on: August 19, 2018, 10:32:00 pm »
Republicultist™ says, “Truth isn’t truth.”

That was amazing, even for Rudy.  Nobody ever gets to make fun of Clinton's "definition of 'is'" ever again.

Some horror stories write themselves.
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #614 on: August 20, 2018, 12:38:12 pm »
Writing's the postponement of memory.
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