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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #645 on: October 16, 2018, 03:40:33 am »
The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Well, yes.  That - the Tao/EvT thing - ended in horror, madness, and death, so it all turned out okay.

Let the good times roll!

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #646 on: October 17, 2018, 06:35:51 am »
The problem is job descriptions.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #647 on: October 26, 2018, 04:47:44 am »
Who really cares about apathy?

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #648 on: October 26, 2018, 08:01:17 am »
Who really cares about apathy?
Those who don't understand it.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #649 on: November 03, 2018, 04:18:35 am »
Greed fuels climate change extinction.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #650 on: November 04, 2018, 02:05:55 pm »
I've never seen the ocean.

It is too late now.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #651 on: November 10, 2018, 03:47:26 am »
 
"IT was you and me"
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #652 on: November 11, 2018, 04:02:09 am »
Chickenhawk POTUS disrespects fallen veterans.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #653 on: November 11, 2018, 04:26:23 am »
Chickenhawk POTUS disrespects fallen veterans.

Twas a cold rain, indeed.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #654 on: November 12, 2018, 04:53:22 am »
 "IT was only one element"
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #655 on: November 19, 2018, 06:15:17 pm »
Farm Subsidies are welfare payments.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #656 on: November 22, 2018, 06:02:56 pm »
Finlanders didn't rake their forests.

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #657 on: November 28, 2018, 11:32:09 pm »
I am one of them.

You shouldn't have trusted me.
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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #658 on: November 29, 2018, 05:04:25 am »
good enough for government's business.
just this

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Re: Five word horror
« Reply #659 on: December 11, 2018, 03:31:31 am »
Five words is not enough

Not to express my feelings

Not to touch your soul

Not to say I'm sorry

Not to convince a jury
You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and returned to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded.   --"Intersections in Real Time"