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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Five word horror

Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Abbot Mythos

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 16, 2018, 03:09:51 AM
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The mass hilarity begins at the very bottom of page 2.

Discordian Fundamentalists really do exist.

Well, yes.  That - the Tao/EvT thing - ended in horror, madness, and death, so it all turned out okay.

Let the good times roll!

minuspace

The problem is job descriptions.

Abbot Mythos

Who really cares about apathy?

minuspace


Abbot Mythos

Greed fuels climate change extinction.

chaotic neutral observer

I've never seen the ocean.

It is too late now.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

minuspace


Abbot Mythos

Chickenhawk POTUS disrespects fallen veterans.

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Brother Mythos on November 11, 2018, 04:02:09 AM
Chickenhawk POTUS disrespects fallen veterans.

Twas a cold rain, indeed.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

minuspace

 "IT was only one element"

Abbot Mythos

Farm Subsidies are welfare payments.

Abbot Mythos

Finlanders didn't rake their forests.

chaotic neutral observer

I am one of them.

You shouldn't have trusted me.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

axod

good enough for government's business.
just this

chaotic neutral observer

Five words is not enough

Not to express my feelings

Not to touch your soul

Not to say I'm sorry

Not to convince a jury
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.