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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1966 on: March 25, 2020, 01:15:36 pm »
Nah. If anything, it means the monarchy will endure even longer. See also: the last two times we had Kings named Charles.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1967 on: March 27, 2020, 11:24:28 am »
BBC Posted at 11:2011:20
BREAKING
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has coronavirus

you know what that means . . . Dominic Raab takes over . . . get well soon Mr Johnson
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1968 on: March 27, 2020, 02:31:24 pm »
Hancock is down as well.

Though sadly I can now never say Nadine Dorries has never done anything worthwhile in her life. Infecting the Boris is definitely noteworthy.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1969 on: March 27, 2020, 02:55:01 pm »
Hancock is down as well.

Though sadly I can now never say Nadine Dorries has never done anything worthwhile in her life. Infecting the Boris is definitely noteworthy.

He'll be fine.  It's just "moving through the population."
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1970 on: March 27, 2020, 02:58:46 pm »
Something something never thought the leopards would eat my face.

Couldn't happen to a worthier person.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1971 on: March 27, 2020, 04:30:15 pm »
Something something never thought the leopards would eat my face.

Couldn't happen to a worthier person.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1972 on: March 27, 2020, 04:57:54 pm »
I can't stop sniggering. The heir to the throne, the Prime Minister and the sodding Health Secretary. FFS guys did you think being IMPORTANT persons made you fucking immune? Is the plague only available to the common herd???
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1973 on: March 27, 2020, 06:46:06 pm »
It's Charles' plan to get on the throne, infect his mother since nothing else seems to get to her.


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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1974 on: March 27, 2020, 06:48:31 pm »
Lol
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1975 on: March 28, 2020, 02:03:06 pm »
Something something never thought the leopards would eat my face.

Couldn't happen to a worthier person.

I've got a quid on him not actually having it, just using it as an excuse to kick out his pregnant missus.

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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1976 on: April 05, 2020, 12:38:44 pm »
Daily government press conference. Michael Gove. Slogan on the front of the podium he's talking from - "Protect the NHS"

How long before his backers demand he knocks that shit the fuck off?
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1977 on: April 05, 2020, 05:22:09 pm »
It's one of the most cynical things about this. If these fucks actually cared about the NHS, they wouldn't have shafted it on every possible occasion. It plays to an ownership they ideologicaly object to which is why none of them can say it with a straight face. Cognitive dissonance in action.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1978 on: April 05, 2020, 09:32:48 pm »
14m ago
21:17
UK PM admitted to hospital for tests
The UK prime minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests after showing persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive.
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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #1979 on: April 05, 2020, 10:07:08 pm »
14m ago
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UK PM admitted to hospital for tests
The UK prime minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests after showing persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive.
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