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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2016, 05:14:37 pm »
I like this bar.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2016, 05:38:51 pm »
Of course you do.  Everyone loves this bar.  And in return the bar loves you - it even loves the uneducated.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2016, 07:22:39 pm »
I misread the title as "open bra" I'm just here for the tits  :argh!:
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2016, 07:34:16 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2016, 08:13:56 pm »
This bar is a winner.  Total winner.  Yuge winner.  This bar is gonna win so much.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2016, 08:35:49 pm »
All Drumpfing aside, I'm experimenting with "smart drugs".  This should be interesting...

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2016, 08:49:00 pm »
Which ones?  Did you read the latest Slate Star Codex about the Nootropics survey?

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2016, 08:49:22 pm »
All Drumpfing aside, I'm experimenting with "smart drugs".  This should be interesting...

Never experimented with nootropics personally but I would definitely be interested to hear about your experiences.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2016, 08:51:56 pm »
Never experimented with nootropics personally but I would definitely be interested to hear about your experiences.

Which ones?  Did you read the latest Slate Star Codex about the Nootropics survey?

Modafinil and derivatives.  It's actually mostly so I don't feel completely shattered come 3am on my night shift, and can function somewhat normally on the day I transition between night shift and normal sleep patterns, but it has also been mentioned as a potential "smart drug" before now.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2016, 09:52:44 pm »
This bar is honestly going to hell. The pagans are pouring into the bar… It’s far worse than anybody knows.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2016, 09:55:31 pm »
It's not enough to take out the pagans... We have to Go after their families, too.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2016, 09:59:27 pm »
When Paganism sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems...they're bringing patchouli, they're bringing athames. They're eclectics.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2016, 10:10:57 pm »
When Paganism sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems...they're bringing patchouli, they're bringing athames. They're eclectics.

And I assume some of them are good people!
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2016, 10:16:01 pm »
We're going to build a big, you know, an enormous Ignore button. It'll be huge. hUUUUGE. The biggest. And we'll get the pagans to pay for it. I'll make them pay for it. And they'll do it. Because I'm a leader. And that's what leaders do.