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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #375 on: April 13, 2016, 11:35:29 pm »
I used to fantasize about bludgeoning people with hammers, then I (stupidly) skimmed through a video of someone actually bludgeoning someone with a hammer... that cured me of my hammer fantasies.

Mind you, I still fantasize about killing people, but now I strangle them in my mind.

Don't watch videos of people bludgeoning others with hammers. Don't even skim You will regret it. I did.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #376 on: April 13, 2016, 11:36:34 pm »
Also, Roger, I hope Ian is doing well.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #377 on: April 14, 2016, 12:01:35 am »
I used to fantasize about bludgeoning people with hammers, then I (stupidly) skimmed through a video of someone actually bludgeoning someone with a hammer... that cured me of my hammer fantasies.

Mind you, I still fantasize about killing people, but now I strangle them in my mind.

Don't watch videos of people bludgeoning others with hammers. Don't even skim You will regret it. I did.

Was it those Ukranian kids? That video changed any notion I had about fun on the internet. I thought I was tough, and I love gore in movies. Not the same, not at all. Nobody could ever capture the truth of a ruptured face in replicating it. The truth of the thing is too horrible.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #378 on: April 14, 2016, 12:37:30 am »
I used to fantasize about bludgeoning people with hammers, then I (stupidly) skimmed through a video of someone actually bludgeoning someone with a hammer... that cured me of my hammer fantasies.

Mind you, I still fantasize about killing people, but now I strangle them in my mind.

Don't watch videos of people bludgeoning others with hammers. Don't even skim You will regret it. I did.

Was it those Ukranian kids? That video changed any notion I had about fun on the internet. I thought I was tough, and I love gore in movies. Not the same, not at all. Nobody could ever capture the truth of a ruptured face in replicating it. The truth of the thing is too horrible.

Yep, that was it exactly. I saw pretty much 15 seconds of a 7 minute video and regretted it.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #379 on: April 14, 2016, 01:28:13 am »
Least it wasn't the hammer and nuts one.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #380 on: April 14, 2016, 01:36:20 am »
Also, Roger, I hope Ian is doing well.

Right now, no news is good news.

Thanks, though.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #381 on: April 14, 2016, 03:43:35 am »
So.  Wasabi jello.

They said I was mad.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #382 on: April 14, 2016, 06:11:23 am »
So.  Wasabi jello.

They said I was mad.

That sounds facsinating.  And awful.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #383 on: April 14, 2016, 01:02:54 pm »
I just gotta know if you put wasabi into a previously flavored Jello, or if you made neutral gelatin with wasabi added.

Because I'd love to try the latter.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #384 on: April 14, 2016, 02:51:04 pm »
I just gotta know if you put wasabi into a previously flavored Jello, or if you made neutral gelatin with wasabi added.

Because I'd love to try the latter.

Would wasabi make friends with lime jello?

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« Reply #385 on: April 14, 2016, 03:25:45 pm »
I'm thinking almost any amount of sugar would be awful.

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« Reply #386 on: April 14, 2016, 03:35:58 pm »
So.  Wasabi jello.

They said I was mad.

Please provide further details. This sounds like a wonderful gift to pass around.
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« Reply #387 on: April 14, 2016, 04:17:25 pm »
So, town has a kkk problem again.  Jerks burning crosses.  Co-worker is blaming Sanders and Obama because socialism.
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« Reply #388 on: April 14, 2016, 04:27:36 pm »
So, town has a kkk problem again.  Jerks burning crosses.  Co-worker is blaming Sanders and Obama because socialism.


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« Reply #389 on: April 14, 2016, 04:43:15 pm »
So, town has a kkk problem again.  Jerks burning crosses.  Co-worker is blaming Sanders and Obama because socialism.


Yeah I couldn't respond, except with some sort of expression of wtf.

He's getting nuttier after he learned I am moving to a new team.  So this might get fun.
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