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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #75 on: March 12, 2016, 03:29:42 am »
So our OB/GYN "stripped the membrane" today. So supposedly baby girl will probably be here tomorrow or the next day.

That was the second worst part when I had the monkey.

Also, OMG GOOD LUCK!  CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2016, 08:35:14 pm »
I'm so anxious for a baby update!
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2016, 11:10:00 pm »
Still no baby. This little girl is stubborn. ECHGF was 2cm dilated BEFORE they scraped the membrane on thursday so I feel like it should have happened by now but I'm neither a doctor nor a baby so what do I know?
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2016, 01:15:10 am »
Good luck man, hope it goes as smoothly as it can.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #79 on: March 13, 2016, 01:27:03 am »
Wow! Congrats on your baby almost being here, ECH, and hope everything goes really well!
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #80 on: March 13, 2016, 01:44:29 am »
Still no baby. This little girl is stubborn. ECHGF was 2cm dilated BEFORE they scraped the membrane on thursday so I feel like it should have happened by now but I'm neither a doctor nor a baby so what do I know?

What we really need is the input of a baby doctor.

Seriously though, fingers crossed.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #81 on: March 13, 2016, 04:44:11 am »
So our OB/GYN "stripped the membrane" today. So supposedly baby girl will probably be here tomorrow or the next day.

That was the second worst part when I had the monkey.

Also, OMG GOOD LUCK!  CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Dare I ask?

The worst was when he actually came out. 

Still hoping the best for you and ECHGF!!!

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #82 on: March 13, 2016, 06:43:35 am »
Still no baby. This little girl is stubborn. ECHGF was 2cm dilated BEFORE they scraped the membrane on thursday so I feel like it should have happened by now but I'm neither a doctor nor a baby so what do I know?

Babies and labor can be very particular; it's hard to make it happen until the moment when the fetus gives that unknown signal that starts the cascade of cellular events that leads to labor. Women walk around a few cm dilated for weeks sometimes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #83 on: March 13, 2016, 04:29:28 pm »
Still no baby. This little girl is stubborn. ECHGF was 2cm dilated BEFORE they scraped the membrane on thursday so I feel like it should have happened by now but I'm neither a doctor nor a baby so what do I know?

Babies and labor can be very particular; it's hard to make it happen until the moment when the fetus gives that unknown signal that starts the cascade of cellular events that leads to labor. Women walk around a few cm dilated for weeks sometimes.

Can confirm: I was at 3 for the last month or more with both kiddos.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2016, 11:51:03 am »
So, this weekend I wound up in a devil's threesome, abetting trespass on tribal land, and gaining unauthorized entry onto a naval base.

I know nobody wants to hear about anyone else's sex life, but that's just one of those sentences that's too good to pass up.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #85 on: March 14, 2016, 01:31:00 pm »
I've heard of a devils threesome, what sex acts are abetting trespass on tribal land and gaining unauthorized entry onto a naval base? I googled the latter and now I'm on a list.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2016, 03:21:04 pm »
Pretty sure those are sex acts, too.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #87 on: March 14, 2016, 04:18:52 pm »
Pretty sure those are sex acts, too.

Being put on a list is my favorite one.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #88 on: March 14, 2016, 05:55:58 pm »
My Nannywall just told me "PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA IS NOT SAFE".

Why, thank you, Nannywall, I was blissfully ignorant of that until you opened your big fat mouth.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #89 on: March 14, 2016, 10:46:15 pm »
No that was a call to arms, it means our enemies are moving towards the servers. "This website is not safe, do what you must to defend it"
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