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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #150 on: March 19, 2016, 06:24:13 am »
Oh hell, most of the time I'M the drunk one.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #151 on: March 19, 2016, 06:51:22 am »
Oh hell, most of the time I'M the drunk one.

I used to do that, but the hangovers are more pain than the drunk is fun, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #152 on: March 19, 2016, 04:09:44 pm »
Observation: drunk people are, by and large, boring as hell.

Especially when they are the only other person around.
And watching them stumble to the bathroom is probably the most depressing thing you can ever watch.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #153 on: March 19, 2016, 07:24:52 pm »
I wanted to own a bar for such a long time. A bar where there are no TVs, old country music overhead, and maybe very small, a bar and a row of tables behind it. Very, very soft, cushy stools. The Soft Stool.

Then I realized I hate being around drunk people when I'm not and sometimes when I am.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #154 on: March 19, 2016, 10:28:31 pm »
BREAKING NEWS:

It is not so easy to find a push-up bra in larger cup sizes.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #155 on: March 20, 2016, 01:49:13 am »
I think there's a tendency to smother oneself, or at least what's know in the scene I run in as "titloaf".

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #156 on: March 20, 2016, 02:36:49 am »
BREAKING NEWS:

It is not so easy to find a push-up bra in larger cup sizes.

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Nope.  I had the best luck with Victoria's Secret, their Angel Dreams Push-Up is AMAZING and equally EXPENSIVE.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #157 on: March 20, 2016, 03:18:28 am »
I think there's a tendency to smother oneself, or at least what's know in the scene I run in as "titloaf".

I just want something that gives the appropriate degree of cleavage in a vintage swing-style dress. I usually prefer Natori but they're basically like, DD? We aren't helping you with that.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #158 on: March 20, 2016, 03:19:07 am »
BREAKING NEWS:

It is not so easy to find a push-up bra in larger cup sizes.

 :sad:

Nope.  I had the best luck with Victoria's Secret, their Angel Dreams Push-Up is AMAZING and equally EXPENSIVE.

I was eyeballing their stuff, I used to wear it all the time but haven't in a few years. I will probably end up giving them a try.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #159 on: March 20, 2016, 07:07:06 am »
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #160 on: March 20, 2016, 02:16:36 pm »
The girlfriend complained of the same thing a lot, Nigel. Pretty sure Choppa's suggestion was mentioned at some point in conversation shortly before the issue was resolved.



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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #161 on: March 20, 2016, 02:34:32 pm »
It wont generate a new notification if its edited, if you're using it as repository style its common for people to edit the original post to add in more information, and post an update message to refresh the thread.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #162 on: March 20, 2016, 02:40:52 pm »
It wont generate a new notification if its edited, if you're using it as repository style its common for people to edit the original post to add in more information, and post an update message to refresh the thread.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #163 on: March 20, 2016, 06:15:34 pm »
The girlfriend complained of the same thing a lot, Nigel. Pretty sure Choppa's suggestion was mentioned at some point in conversation shortly before the issue was resolved.


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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #164 on: March 20, 2016, 06:25:49 pm »
I wanted to own a bar for such a long time. A bar where there are no TVs, old country music overhead, and maybe very small, a bar and a row of tables behind it. Very, very soft, cushy stools. The Soft Stool.

Then I realized I hate being around drunk people when I'm not and sometimes when I am.

Bars without TV are the best kind of bars, and sorely needed around here. The Beech, the Free House, and the Red Fox are all TV-less, but that's what, three bars out of the 150 or so that are local to us?
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