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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1965 on: October 12, 2018, 09:07:36 pm »
Probably not.  But it was nice to see a not insigificant amount of senators are willing to hold Saudi Arabia to account on something.  It's a start.  For a while there I thought MBS might get a senior US politician to lick his boots clean or something.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1966 on: October 12, 2018, 09:10:40 pm »
Probably not.  But it was nice to see a not insigificant amount of senators are willing to hold Saudi Arabia to account on something.  It's a start.  For a while there I thought MBS might get a senior US politician to lick his boots clean or something.

It certainly wouldn't be the first time.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1967 on: October 13, 2018, 01:58:38 am »
All of this highlights the need to switch to alternative energy sources and recycle your used plastic products. Because petrochemical use doesn't just hurt the environment, it also helps these shitheads.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1968 on: October 14, 2018, 02:09:31 am »

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1969 on: October 14, 2018, 02:25:28 am »
wait, what?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1970 on: October 14, 2018, 02:31:06 am »
There was an incident last year, where a Chinese bodyguard tried to grab the nuclear ball.  It's the usual bullshit dress down routine, it was reported on at the time.

It wasn't reported that China apologised, and that was rejected unless the guy came to the US and apologised under the American flag.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1971 on: October 14, 2018, 09:22:18 pm »
Did he also have to kiss the holy nuclear football contritely? Say a few prayers in front of it?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1972 on: October 15, 2018, 05:01:14 pm »
There was an incident last year, where a Chinese bodyguard tried to grab the nuclear ball.  It's the usual bullshit dress down routine, it was reported on at the time.

It wasn't reported that China apologised, and that was rejected unless the guy came to the US and apologised under the American flag.

The Trump administration displayed a lack of class?  Say it ain't so!
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1973 on: October 15, 2018, 06:48:26 pm »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1975 on: October 24, 2018, 04:02:32 pm »
So Soros, the Clintons and Obama have all received bombs in the mail in the past 3 days.

Gosh, I wonder if a campaign of permament demonisation and conspiracy mongering by major media organs and, oh, the White House could have contributed to this outcome?  No, probably just another spooky "false flag".

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1976 on: October 24, 2018, 04:04:48 pm »
They're trying to take away the Postal Service
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1977 on: October 24, 2018, 04:06:29 pm »
Oh, and I see CNN's offices have also been evacuated due to a suspicious package.

A White House official has claimed they also intercepted a package, but Reuters is fighting them over the comment currently, so, uh, stay tuned I guess (just not to CNN).  Edit: Secret Service confirmed no bomb was intercepted for the White House, "official" in question probably smoking crack.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1978 on: October 24, 2018, 04:40:21 pm »
CNN package was addressed to John Brennan, the former CIA head.  According to NBC, all the packages had return addresses "for a prominent Democratic Party official".

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1979 on: October 24, 2018, 04:43:51 pm »
And now a suspicious package sent to Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is being investigated.