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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2595 on: April 05, 2019, 09:13:39 am »
I just want trump and pence removed from office and carted off to jail and Pelosi made president so the psycho trumpfans freak out and try to start Civil War 2.0 so we can finally draw them out and take care of them once and for all and bulldoze their corpses into mass graves and not give them any participation trophy statues, and build Starbuckses on top of their mass graves so we can taunt their restless spirits with inappropriately themed holiday cups.

Is that really too much to ask for?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2596 on: April 05, 2019, 05:43:00 pm »
I just want trump and pence removed from office and carted off to jail and Pelosi made president so the psycho trumpfans freak out and try to start Civil War 2.0 so we can finally draw them out and take care of them once and for all and bulldoze their corpses into mass graves and not give them any participation trophy statues, and build Starbuckses on top of their mass graves so we can taunt their restless spirits with inappropriately themed holiday cups.

Is that really too much to ask for?

No.  No, this is perfectly reasonable.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2597 on: April 05, 2019, 05:48:36 pm »
Needs more taco trucks.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2598 on: April 05, 2019, 06:58:48 pm »
Needs more taco trucks.

Surely we have the technology to make biodiesel from people.

Actually putting them in the tacos may be going too far, depending on who we're feeding them to.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2599 on: April 05, 2019, 08:23:31 pm »
I just want trump and pence removed from office and carted off to jail and Pelosi made president so the psycho trumpfans freak out and try to start Civil War 2.0 so we can finally draw them out and take care of them once and for all and bulldoze their corpses into mass graves and not give them any participation trophy statues, and build Starbuckses on top of their mass graves so we can taunt their restless spirits with inappropriately themed holiday cups.

Is that really too much to ask for?

No.  No, this is perfectly reasonable.

I disagree. Who the fuck wants another Starbucks? Even one haunted by the ghosts of redneck Nazis?

Build something actually useful there, like an actual restaurant or one of those crazy fucking who put this here? Why? things you find in the Midwest. Taunting ghosts isnt fun because they dont DO anything, so people will stop doing it eventually. A restaurant or tourist trap will perpetually draw multicultural crowds of happy people.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2600 on: April 05, 2019, 08:38:43 pm »
Build a gay bar.  Host 21+ Pride events.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2601 on: April 05, 2019, 08:39:28 pm »
Build a gay bar.  Host 21+ Pride events.

Brilliant.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2602 on: April 06, 2019, 09:29:19 am »
There will be plenty of these mass graves, I'm sure.

Mix it up! Have fun with it!



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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2603 on: April 07, 2019, 01:55:59 pm »
Needs more taco trucks, indeed.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2605 on: April 08, 2019, 05:38:07 pm »
Even the "nuke Iran" crowd at the WSJ think this is dumb

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2606 on: April 08, 2019, 06:37:06 pm »
And the dumbest most hypocritical thing of all is that for all the talk of foreign nations sponsoring terrorism he hasn't done shit about Saudi Arabia. If Saudi Arabia's regime isn't evil enough to warrant denouncements and sanctions then surely none of these lesser evils are
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2607 on: April 08, 2019, 08:12:12 pm »
He should really try and put USA on a leash, they cause more violence than saudis ever did.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2608 on: April 11, 2019, 11:16:45 am »
Shame someone can't just shit on the desk.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2609 on: April 13, 2019, 07:47:48 am »
https://apple.news/A_zkotvP5Tvav0Y5V2Iia-w

I have to ask at what stage this shit becomes actually like... actionable. I know we have some people who know the score around here. When does this level of blatant law-breaking become something that legally can be turned into some sort of punishment? Or is the President entirely above the law outside of Congress slapping their hands?
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