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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2565 on: April 03, 2019, 06:52:26 pm »
I will vote for any Jesus that isn't Adam Sandler.

EDIT: Sorry, I just do not like Adam Sandler's sense of humor. I like Jerry Seinfeld's sense of humor because he's one of the rare comics who never seem to punch down.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2566 on: April 03, 2019, 06:54:04 pm »
FYI, Jesus wasn't white.

Of course not, he was Jewish. He would've looked like Jerry Seinfeld or Woody Allen or Mel Brooks

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or Adam Sandler

2000 years ago, would have looked Arabic, you twat.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2567 on: April 03, 2019, 06:58:35 pm »
In the book of revelations, Jesus has hair that's described like wool. This isn't lovey-dovey Jesus either, this is angry, end of the world, why'd you leave the freaking stove on Jesus.

EDIT: Sorry, my payee called yesterday and I managed to talk her into sending MORE money, despite being drunk out of my gourd and ranting about stupid nazis. This topic came up, when I was explaining everything wrong with white people who argue for racial purity. Seriously, there's still idiots that think racial purity, of white people, is a thing.

EDIT: It's also possible that Roger is actually Jesus. No, we don't want to go there, because that would be indisputable proof that god hates us and wants us to catch fire.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2568 on: April 03, 2019, 07:04:51 pm »

EDIT: It's also possible that Roger is actually Jesus. No, we don't want to go there, because that would be indisputable proof that god hates us and wants us to catch fire.

If Roger was Jesus, he wouldn't still be dead, would he?  No.  He would have erupted from the ground and punched you dead in the nuts.

But he isn't Jesus, and he's decomposing nicely.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2569 on: April 03, 2019, 09:47:53 pm »
Roger is only Jesus in that we flog his corpse around as justification for our heathen actions
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2570 on: April 03, 2019, 09:57:38 pm »
Roger is only Jesus in that we flog his corpse around as justification for our heathen actions

Yep.  Payne is our actual Pop Up Jesus.
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« Reply #2571 on: April 03, 2019, 09:58:34 pm »
That explains why he’s been missing for what seems like two millennia
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2572 on: April 04, 2019, 01:24:55 am »
Annnnnnnd Barr is going to have John Mitchell's old cell.  :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2573 on: April 04, 2019, 01:25:59 am »
AND congress just subpoenaed the IRS for Trump's tax returns.

Trump:  "I'm still being audited."

Nadler:  "Bitch I didn't ask you."
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« Reply #2574 on: April 04, 2019, 01:26:23 am »
All the political dudes are beginning to blend together, remind me who these fucksticks are?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2575 on: April 04, 2019, 01:34:08 am »
All the political dudes are beginning to blend together, remind me who these fucksticks are?

Nadler (D-Pandemonium) is the judiciary committee chief.  If he is after you, cancel Christmas.
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« Reply #2576 on: April 04, 2019, 01:44:21 am »
Sorry, I had meant Barr and Mitchell. I just googled them up myself like some sort of cretin but cannot find any clear details on why you say Barr’s headed in the steps of Mitchell. Got a link?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2577 on: April 04, 2019, 02:24:28 am »
Sorry, I had meant Barr and Mitchell. I just googled them up myself like some sort of cretin but cannot find any clear details on why you say Barr’s headed in the steps of Mitchell. Got a link?

Because it looks like the report that Mueller handed him didn't bear much resemblance to what Barr told congress the report said.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2578 on: April 04, 2019, 02:34:21 am »
Wait, are people actually going to get what they deserve for once?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2579 on: April 04, 2019, 01:06:26 pm »
Not likely
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