General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Doktor Howl]

considering

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Resembles a fart, this is right on the money.

If any of you really loved me, you'd arrange my dismemberment.

[altered]

considering

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Resembles a fart, this is right on the money.

If any of you really loved me, you'd arrange my dismemberment.

But you’d just be back near the end of January, none the worse for wear, right?

We’d need to deport you from Tucson first, but as we all know, Tucson is the sink node in the acyclic directed graph of the universe. All things eventually end in Tucson, and then they stay there. You’d need to dig a deeper hole first.

...

Hey, do you think that fatberg could punch a hole in the bottom of Tucson? Have you been feeding it regularly?

[Doktor Howl]

But you’d just be back near the end of January, none the worse for wear, right?

It's the thought that counts.   

[Cain]

Mueller submitted his report

[Bruno]

It's like the night before Christmas, and I know I asked for a pony, but deep down I know I'm just getting one of those stuffed horsie heads on a stick.

[Telarus]

It's like the night before Christmas, and I know I asked for a pony, but deep down I know I'm just getting one of those stuffed horsie heads on a stick.

 

[Cain]

I'm waiting a couple of weeks before passing any judgement on the investigation.

The current talk is that Mueller presented it as a "this is why a crime was probably committed" and "this is why it probably wasn't" series of points, which then left the determination to charge with the AG.

But there's a lot of rumours flying around right now.  So sit tight and wait until something concrete comes out.  Like with terrorist attacks, there's no point running your mouth until the facts are in.  So far we just have one piece.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm waiting a couple of weeks before passing any judgement on the investigation.

The current talk is that Mueller presented it as a "this is why a crime was probably committed" and "this is why it probably wasn't" series of points, which then left the determination to charge with the AG.

But there's a lot of rumours flying around right now.  So sit tight and wait until something concrete comes out.  Like with terrorist attacks, there's no point running your mouth until the facts are in.  So far we just have one piece.

Hear hear.

[altered]

I WANT to come to an early conclusion so my brain can just fucking move on, but, well, yeah.

[Cain]

I WANT to come to an early conclusion so my brain can just fucking move on, but, well, yeah.

Nope, it's like Brexit.  We have to suffer that bullshit, you have to suffer this

[altered]

Can I trade in for a less irritating punishment that lasts longer?

[Faust]

Can I trade in for a less irritating punishment that lasts longer?

Again... Brexit. Sing Valar Morghulis in praise of  the faceless gods that one day Trump will die, Brexit could go on decades.

[Con-troll]

Can I trade in for a less irritating punishment that lasts longer?

Again... Brexit. Sing Valar Morghulis in praise of  the faceless gods that one day Trump will die, Brexit could go on decades.

Only things I see capable of disrupting brexit are war in europe, revolution, or first contact, and none of them are scheduled before 50s.

[altered]

The worst part about Brexit isn’t that it will go on forever, but that it will keep on dangling laughable little bits of false hope in front of everyone that maybe it will finally fucking stop.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Brexit could go on decades.

"We have always been withdrawing from Eurasia"?