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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2520 on: March 21, 2019, 12:46:25 pm »
considering

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Resembles a fart, this is right on the money.

If any of you really loved me, you'd arrange my dismemberment.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2521 on: March 21, 2019, 12:54:28 pm »
considering

3<

Resembles a fart, this is right on the money.

If any of you really loved me, you'd arrange my dismemberment.

But youd just be back near the end of January, none the worse for wear, right?

Wed need to deport you from Tucson first, but as we all know, Tucson is the sink node in the acyclic directed graph of the universe. All things eventually end in Tucson, and then they stay there. Youd need to dig a deeper hole first.

...

Hey, do you think that fatberg could punch a hole in the bottom of Tucson? Have you been feeding it regularly?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2522 on: March 21, 2019, 01:04:06 pm »

But youd just be back near the end of January, none the worse for wear, right?


It's the thought that counts.   :argh!:
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2523 on: March 22, 2019, 09:04:29 pm »
Mueller submitted his report

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2524 on: March 23, 2019, 10:21:05 am »
It's like the night before Christmas, and I know I asked for a pony, but deep down I know I'm just getting one of those stuffed horsie heads on a stick.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2525 on: March 24, 2019, 06:51:04 pm »
It's like the night before Christmas, and I know I asked for a pony, but deep down I know I'm just getting one of those stuffed horsie heads on a stick.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2526 on: March 25, 2019, 05:43:11 pm »
I'm waiting a couple of weeks before passing any judgement on the investigation.

The current talk is that Mueller presented it as a "this is why a crime was probably committed" and "this is why it probably wasn't" series of points, which then left the determination to charge with the AG.

But there's a lot of rumours flying around right now.  So sit tight and wait until something concrete comes out.  Like with terrorist attacks, there's no point running your mouth until the facts are in.  So far we just have one piece.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2527 on: March 25, 2019, 05:53:58 pm »
I'm waiting a couple of weeks before passing any judgement on the investigation.

The current talk is that Mueller presented it as a "this is why a crime was probably committed" and "this is why it probably wasn't" series of points, which then left the determination to charge with the AG.

But there's a lot of rumours flying around right now.  So sit tight and wait until something concrete comes out.  Like with terrorist attacks, there's no point running your mouth until the facts are in.  So far we just have one piece.

Hear hear.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2528 on: March 25, 2019, 06:12:12 pm »
I WANT to come to an early conclusion so my brain can just fucking move on, but, well, yeah.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2529 on: March 25, 2019, 06:17:31 pm »
I WANT to come to an early conclusion so my brain can just fucking move on, but, well, yeah.

Nope, it's like Brexit.  We have to suffer that bullshit, you have to suffer this

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2530 on: March 25, 2019, 06:20:42 pm »
Can I trade in for a less irritating punishment that lasts longer?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2531 on: March 26, 2019, 10:57:30 am »
Can I trade in for a less irritating punishment that lasts longer?
Again... Brexit. Sing Valar Morghulis in praise of  the faceless gods that one day Trump will die, Brexit could go on decades.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2532 on: March 26, 2019, 12:26:12 pm »
Can I trade in for a less irritating punishment that lasts longer?
Again... Brexit. Sing Valar Morghulis in praise of  the faceless gods that one day Trump will die, Brexit could go on decades.
Only things I see capable of disrupting brexit are war in europe, revolution, or first contact, and none of them are scheduled before 50s.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2533 on: March 26, 2019, 12:31:41 pm »
The worst part about Brexit isnt that it will go on forever, but that it will keep on dangling laughable little bits of false hope in front of everyone that maybe it will finally fucking stop.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2534 on: March 26, 2019, 01:35:52 pm »
Brexit could go on decades.
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