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Resembles a fart, this is right on the money.
If any of you really loved me, you'd arrange my dismemberment.
But you’d just be back near the end of January, none the worse for wear, right?
We’d need to deport you from Tucson first, but as we all know, Tucson is the sink node in the acyclic directed graph of the universe. All things eventually end in Tucson, and then they stay there. You’d need to dig a deeper hole first.
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Hey, do you think that fatberg could punch a hole in the bottom of Tucson? Have you been feeding it regularly?