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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1680 on: August 01, 2018, 05:38:42 pm »
I don't think Trump understands what recusal means, because he just asked Sessions to shut down the Mueller inquiry on Twitter.

Sessions, of course, can't shut it down because Rosenstein is the person in charge of the investigation. 

I think in this case, it would be best to let the President stew in his ignorance.  Interesting timing though, just as Mueller is reported to be closely scrutinizing Trump Jr and Kushner, and as Manafort goes on trial.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1681 on: August 01, 2018, 06:57:06 pm »
I don't think Trump understands what recusal means, because he just asked Sessions to shut down the Mueller inquiry on Twitter.

Sessions, of course, can't shut it down because Rosenstein is the person in charge of the investigation. 

I think in this case, it would be best to let the President stew in his ignorance.  Interesting timing though, just as Mueller is reported to be closely scrutinizing Trump Jr and Kushner, and as Manafort goes on trial.

What Trump doesn't understand is that he is saying something, and someone is telling him "no."  This is not the natural order of things.  Trump says, the help and other little people do.  So now one of the help is saying "no" and Trump simply can't process it.  It's like a hammerhead shark being shown threat postures.  He's not so much mad as bewildered, this is signal that neither nature nor nurture every equipped him to deal with.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1682 on: August 01, 2018, 07:53:19 pm »
It can ALWAYS get funnier.  ALWAYS.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/‘we-are-q’-a-deranged-conspiracy-cult-leaps-from-the-internet-to-the-crowd-at-trump’s-‘maga’-tour/ar-BBLlNdc?ocid=spartanntp

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1683 on: August 01, 2018, 07:53:54 pm »
C&P the link, not sure why it's truncating it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1684 on: August 01, 2018, 07:58:41 pm »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-united-states-was-allowed-to-truly-get-ripped-off-trump-tells-raucous-florida-crowd/ar-BBLl2cC?ocid=spartanntp

It's so sad that I'm not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" while I present ID so I can buy groceries.  :cry:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1685 on: August 01, 2018, 08:01:57 pm »
Qanon is going to get someone killed.  I've been saying it for months, it's only a matter of time.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1686 on: August 01, 2018, 08:05:18 pm »
Qanon is going to get someone killed.  I've been saying it for months, it's only a matter of time.

Obviously. 

I mean, the Comet Pizza shooting was remarkable only in that the gunman deliberately fired away from people to make his point.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1687 on: August 01, 2018, 08:21:53 pm »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/death-threats-flood-auto-shop-where-immigrant-girl-hid-after-escaping-detention-center/ar-BBLidwW?ocid=spartanntp

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"Look, we gave this girl water, offered her food; I treated her as my own daughter," Gonzalez said. "I explained to her that the police want to 'make America great again' by uniting her with her family, but for that to happen, she needs to cooperate."

He added: "We live in a country with laws, laws I had to follow, even if it breaks my heart."

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1688 on: August 01, 2018, 08:23:24 pm »
"We treated her like our own daughter" = we turned her over to psychopathic strangers who stuck her in a cage in the desert.

I think social services need to be called, to see how his daughter is doing.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1689 on: August 01, 2018, 08:23:55 pm »
"We treated her like our own daughter" = we turned her over to psychopathic strangers who stuck her in a cage in the desert.

I think social services need to be called, to see how his daughter is doing.

Pretty much.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1690 on: August 02, 2018, 01:54:06 am »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/death-threats-flood-auto-shop-where-immigrant-girl-hid-after-escaping-detention-center/ar-BBLidwW?ocid=spartanntp

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"Look, we gave this girl water, offered her food; I treated her as my own daughter," Gonzalez said. "I explained to her that the police want to 'make America great again' by uniting her with her family, but for that to happen, she needs to cooperate."

He added: "We live in a country with laws, laws I had to follow, even if it breaks my heart."

Oh my god... that last bit sounds like something out of the villain's monologue from A Few Good Men
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1691 on: August 02, 2018, 01:50:40 pm »
C&P the link, not sure why it's truncating it.

I did. Holy. Fucking. Shit!

There's a small part of me that wants to join and do nothing but stir the pot. I want to go all Atlantis and shit. Maybe start a little side cult.

but fuck that. Too much work too little payout. Better to just keep myself at a safe distance as it develops. Thanks for posting that.

I wonder if or how the Cult of Kek ties into all this.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1692 on: August 02, 2018, 03:10:35 pm »
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1693 on: August 02, 2018, 04:39:46 pm »
Mike Pence and Jared Kushner used private email for whitehouse business; a practice that the Republican party claimed to be opposed to when Hillary did it.
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